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The Cheating Scale
In response to the "Is paying for a 'happy ending' cheating" thread, I thought it would be interesting to come up with a cheating scale. Some of you seem to have really puritanical views of any and all sexual acts that do not involve your s.o., while others seem to think that banging a hooker isn't cheating because you're paying for it.
Anyway, here's what my "Cheating scale" looks like: 0.5 Going to a strip bar, or simply oggling other women. 1.0 Flirting with a girl that you don't know, with no intention of it going any farther. 1.5 Repeatedly flirting with a girl that you *do* know, to the point where there is sexual tension after awhile, even if you have no intention of it going any farther. 2.0 Getting a lap-dance at a nudie bar. 3.0 Paying for a "happy ending" massage. 4.0 Making out with someone you don't know. 4.5 Developing an emotional attachment with another girl, without sex being involved (though sex could eventually be involved if things progressed). 5.0 Making out with someone you have an emotional attachment to. 6.0 Getting a BJ from a hooker. 7.0 Having sex with a hooker. 8.0 Geting a BJ from someone you have an emotional attachment to. 9.0 Having sex with someone you have an emotional attachment to. 10.0 Starting up a full sexual relationship (as opposed to a "one night stand") with someone you have an emotional attachment to. Agree? Disagree? |
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