I'm Busto and need BBV's help turning $160 into $2K by Tonight

[lowpockets]

The title pretty much says it all. The only things that I won't consider are: Party Black Jack or other major Felonies. What has the highest EV: MTTs, STTs, Multitabling at a lower limit, playing 5/10NL with the min buy-in, etc. etc. etc. I will let you know when I begin my stupid quest. I am open to any suggestions and will follow the guidance of any and all wise BBVers. I have been good to BBV (sent Mik1W plenty of dough, posted my 75 hand -510 BB/100 run graph, and I occasionally make a moderately funny Family Guy reference).