MS Paint Picture Wars

[New001]

Remember the MS Paint thread? Remember the Picture Wars thread? This is picture wars with just original MS Paint pictures.

It's easy to play. I'll post a picture (must be from Paint), and someone has to post a picture that "beats" it or trumps it somehow. So if I post a dog, someone might respond to it with a car (because cars sometimes kill dogs). Then, someone would have to respond to the car with something that beats it. Be creative. It sounds stupid, but it's not. Read the original picture wars thread for an idea how to do it.

IT'S NOT WORD ASSOCIATION. So don't do that.

I'll start with a bear.