in same line as very rude customer, ratemyplay (long with cliff notes)

[Alobar]

well played sir, well played.

I especially like the manner in which you talked to her. It was very intelligent and honestly was like how a grown up would talk to a child, which coming from someone much younger than her, must have been incredibly condesending and waaaay more effective than "yo you fat bitch, quit being a stupid [censored]".

Good stuff