appopriate sexy time talk?

[rhymenocerus]

use of "omnomnomnom "
does bbv approve?

[Spechel EDD]

[Tartufo]

If you're going to mate with a rodent, sure, why not.

[vaNq]

*puke*

[Labarde]

And then my mum walked in and was all like wtf why is that pineapple gone from the kitchen OH GODDAMIT ARE YOU MASTURBAITING AGAIN YOU LITTLE [censored] JACKOFF PERVET SON OF A BITCH

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This is such a sick joystick. Do you think he's playing Tekken or King of Fighters, or what?

[diebitter]

"Mom!" (at height of passion, ldo)

[The Mayo]

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I have that same mattress, although mine's on a bed and has sheets on it.

True story.

[chopsticks]

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"Umm.........hi mom I was just playing playstation"

[Tartufo]

BTW, you seemed to be on a rampage last night on UB...