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hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
playing the 50k today. was card-dead and shortstacked for the last 40 minutes into the bubble and about 20 minutes after. still, i grind my chips into a respectable 36k going into the 3rd break (above avg). my net goes down. well [censored]. i call up a friend and i ask him to login and play for me. he says ok. i ask him to read the hands for me, and apparently he didn't hear that and did this for me instead:
*********** # 2 ************** PokerStars Game #12923821955: Tournament #65237701, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (800/1600) - 2007/10/29 - 18:19:53 (ET) Table '65237701 127' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Henry XIV (21645 in chips) Seat 2: SplitPotz80 (13146 in chips) Seat 3: lucasino (35756 in chips) Seat 4: chiptrix2000 (16762 in chips) Seat 5: murphy172 (41065 in chips) Seat 6: frankzan (51316 in chips) Seat 7: elusiveq (34144 in chips) Seat 8: ifoundnemo23 (36931 in chips) Seat 9: debbiwon (21816 in chips) Henry XIV: posts the ante 150 SplitPotz80: posts the ante 150 lucasino: posts the ante 150 chiptrix2000: posts the ante 150 murphy172: posts the ante 150 frankzan: posts the ante 150 elusiveq: posts the ante 150 ifoundnemo23: posts the ante 150 debbiwon: posts the ante 150 SplitPotz80: posts small blind 800 lucasino: posts big blind 1600 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Jd Ad] chiptrix2000: folds murphy172: folds frankzan said, "just that u owe him" frankzan: folds chiptrix2000 said, "ok" elusiveq: raises 1600 to 3200 ifoundnemo23: calls 3200 debbiwon: folds Henry XIV: folds SplitPotz80: folds lucasino: calls 1600 *** FLOP *** [9h 2c 6c] lucasino: bets 4800 elusiveq: folds ifoundnemo23: raises 10200 to 15000 lucasino: raises 17406 to 32406 and is all-in ifoundnemo23: calls 17406 frankzan said, "guess u better not bet if u aint got the dope" *** TURN *** [9h 2c 6c] [9s] *** RIVER *** [9h 2c 6c 9s] [Jc] *** SHOW DOWN *** lucasino: shows [9d 6h] (a full house, Nines full of Sixes) ifoundnemo23: shows [Jd Ad] (two pair, Jacks and Nines) lucasino collected 76562 from pot i don't care how bad you people think i am at poker, not even i'm capable of this. ADIOHASGHOISGHIOSHOIGOISHDGHIOSDIHOGSIHOGhioSDGHIO SIHOGSHIOG someone burns for this EDIT: he called me and told me he busted. i wanted to know how. he didn't tell me. i e-mailed the hand history, and the moment i saw this hand i broke my sand wedge. variance: sand wedge was a prop i bought from a goodwill store for a skit EDIT #2: in before "oops" |
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
why would you let a retard play for you
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
the bluff call is a very underrated move...your friend was just unlucky to run into a better hand
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
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why would you let a retard play for you [/ QUOTE ] was in a rush and nobody who played poker and was any good was picking up their phones. i figure how hard can it be. this [censored] [censored] plays 2 [censored] hands. this one to cripple me to half a blind, and the next one goin broke with 64cc never get AT&T DSL. never. never. ever. EDIT: the [censored] [censored] wasn't supposed to hang up on me. |
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
BOOYAH!
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
AJ huh? Tell the truth, you are Grimm's younger brother.
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
Yeah right, you prolly made this play hoping to make some sweet call with A-high to make a post in bbv.
Then you do what you do best, and made a post anyway. |
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
nice cover up for your misread
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
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Yeah right, you prolly made this play hoping to make some sweet call with A-high to make a post in bbv. Then you do what you do best, and made a post anyway. [/ QUOTE ] lol. absolutely. i see the flop 12% of the time, i'm rarely going into the turn. i'm folding folding folding so i can get the hands to double up with to get to this point. and i go broke for 33k (after an xpert limp of AJdd to a min-raise) with A-high [censored] you |
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Re: hmmm...internet down....maybe i should get someone to play for me!
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[ QUOTE ] Yeah right, you prolly made this play hoping to make some sweet call with A-high to make a post in bbv. Then you do what you do best, and made a post anyway. [/ QUOTE ] lol. absolutely. i see the flop 12% of the time, i'm rarely going into the turn. i'm folding folding folding so i can get the hands to double up with to get to this point. and i go broke for 33k (after an xpert limp of AJdd to a min-raise) with A-high [censored] you [/ QUOTE ] Boy, you're really getting worked up over this for someone who plays 3/6nl regularly.......oh wait |
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