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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
It is from the Gospel of Thomas, not in the Bible. Supposedly the only direct quotes from Jesus. All weird mystical stuff, like Kabbalistic or gnostic.
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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
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Sorry but Jesus never said anything like that. [/ QUOTE ] Have you seen Zeitgeist? |
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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
lol at "The Gospel of Thomas". Written a 150 years after Jesus, as opposed to the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, written by Jesus' contemporaries, none later than 65 AD. Some gnostic group put it out as the "secret" sayings of Jesus, 'cause they were into secret stuff. They thought it was cool.
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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
some of you are pretty pro New Testamentors, so what say you?
like Jesus had a sick read on Judas, but bluff-call stacked off anyway amiright. then he rebought only to leave the table and be blinded away. |
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some of you are pretty pro New Testamentors, so what say you? like Jesus had a sick read on Judas, but bluff-call stacked off anyway amiright. then he rebought only to leave the table and be blinded away. [/ QUOTE ] Judas went south with a 30 piece of silver effective stack. Jesus read his soul. |
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but I think he's talking about merging hand ranges here. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
also, what about Barabbas' sick angle-shoot?
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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way cool No wonder there are so many Christians Jesus Was Way Cool |
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also, what about Barabbas' sick angle-shoot? [/ QUOTE ] Pretty good picture for all of us that escape judgement. |
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Re: would Jesus have been good at poker?
If I Was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I Was Jesus. I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I Was Jesus. If I Was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I Was Jesus. If I Was Jesus. |
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