My home casino

[young Nut]

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I love this thread.

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I had to bump this, I just crack up every time I read it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[sully4321]

if this ever actually happens (which it won't) it will be robbed within days. some hooded guy with a BB gun will come in, make this 17 year old piss his pants, take the $5.75 profit he made through raking his friends' $25 NL game, shoot him, tie up his dad, f his mom, and leave.

all said and done, don't do it.

[Lampsteen]

You mean that Phil Laak will raid their establishment. Highly unlikely! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[jackdaniels]

I can't believe this thread is still alive! Bumping it=good idea. I hope one day the OP comes back and describes how he built a multibillion dollar casino empire from the meager beginings in his parents basement [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[A_C_Slater]

Tworooks,


Yesterday at a local trade center I saw a folding poker table for $100. It seated at least six people. You should try to find some of these. It also had drink holders!

[dibbs]

I like that entepeneur kinda moxy.

Dear god just dont serve booze to minors. Specially without a permit. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

DO NOT use flyers to advertise youll get nabbed real quick. The "manager" of our local apartment run casino blanketed campus with flyers, and next thing you know he had cops chilling across the street from his house everynight.

You've inspired me to open a bootleg strip club. I need to go make some calls.

Good luck.

[orenthal]

fast forward 7 months......"your honor, i offer exhibit A....transcript of post on 2+2 forums regarding defendant's intentions to start home casino...."

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Females can usually be persuaded.

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lol

[Your Mom]

Just thought I would add in high schools two of my good friends (both Jews) ran the Jewcino. Mostly two tables of blackjack, also a little roulette. They did quite well for themselves over the course of our senior year. They had their own chips, nice cards, nice tables, shoes, and acted very professionally. There were never any problems, the cops never came, and no one got upset over losing.

[KilgoreTrout]

I still love this thread.