most annoying thing someone says after "allin"

[Carolina Pirate]

clock!

[osh]

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... but there's no way I can fold an ace there".

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Let's pray for those guys! Let there always be some of them at our table! YEAH! ONE TIME!

[rubixxcube]

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I seriously go on life tilt when a player is all in and then stands and starts cheering loudly when the flop comes out and it didnt help the other player and they start doing the YESSS! ALRIGHT NO J or K or whatever. CMON DEALER!

but then it makes my day when that magic J or K comes on the turn and you watch their face instantly change and they quietly walk away feeling like a complete idiot for screaming so loud with 2 cards to come

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I have a related story to this.
Daily tourn at Borgata. late in tourn:
MP shoves, I shove, CO shoves, Co covers me and i Cover MP

MP = JJ
ME= QQ
CO=AK

I am only one with a club.

Board runs out: Xc Xc X Xc Ac
CO stands up and Screams Yes Thank you Dealer!!!!!
Dealer than pushes the 4 clubs forward, and points to my Q clubs and says, "he has a flush, Aces no good"

Anytime i get all in against someone and i show cards first, they say:
"Crap I'm drawing Dead" then turn over their hand that is behind but not at all drawing dead and then they proceed to hit there 1-3 outer on me and then get excited, then calm down and say "Sorry...."

Please don't say you are drawing dead if you are not.

[gatorch0mp]

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Something along the lines of "is that your only move?", or "scared to play poker?" after someone shoves for ~10xBB.

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QFT

[walz22]

"CALL! I'LL GIVE YA A GAMBLE"

Oh Lazar....

[Toro]

Well I got my money in with the best hand, that's all I can do.

[Fubster]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned "ALL YOU CAN EAT, BABY!"

[jkeats]

"cause i don't you got the flush"

[sqwisssssss]

get it all in. its a race, they flop a set and their still begging for no bad beat.......and i have no pair, no draw.

i hate beggars. espeacially like joe hachem. dont hate him......... just think begging is unprofessional.

i dont know about u guys but the 2007 wsop main event final table is getting really lame......if not weird. too much begging to god. whats up with lee watkinson's mom on the sideline making bible quotes?

i remeber when the main event final table was cool. half the people smoked and they never said a word.

i dont think the wsop should be a recognized elite event anymore. its a corporate event. the big players of today should create a new tournament series with much bigger buyins at a totally different venue......with deep stacks at the final table. the 2007 main event was basically an all in fest. i dont see how that proves who the best is.

also, there should be a mandatory "goon test". if your a goon, u cant play. no loud emotional begging religious dorks allowed.

[foureightsuited]

*fist pump*


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