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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
i grew up in a suburb of d.c., living in richmond now (~200000) for a couple months so far. I can see how being born in a city, you might like it, but i think generally the more urban stuff is the more it sucks. even if i lived in a nicer city, the benefits i'd gain are small, i'd still have all the downsides, and it would probably be a fun place to visit but i wouldn't want to live there.
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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
i was born and raised in a <3,000 person town in northwestern wisconsin. spent my college years (16-20) in a 100,000 person town, and now live in vegas at 21, so i feel pretty qualified to comment on this.
small town pros: 1. you know everyone. if you're moving to a different part of town, 25+ people (probably from your church) will be at your door whenever you need to them to be to help you. if your car breaks down at 2:40 a.m. you can get a ride from the first person that passes you by w/o having to worry about getting a tire iron to the face. when you forget your wallet when you go up to get gas at the holiday station, you can just pay the next time, or drive home to get you wallet and come back to pay. 2. the police you get pulled over, it's likely to be someone you know. or someone you dad knows, or your uncle went to school with. if you're not doing anything truly stupid, the conversation will likely end with, just slow down, and i'll see you at Joe's for the football game this sunday. 3. the shopping/restaurants if you want a good piece of pie with a cup of coffee, it's going to be $2 at the Backdoor Cafe. if you want a homemade sandwich with all the fixins done just the way your ma' did it along with a coke, it's going to be $3. but you can still go up to the McDonald's for a cheeseburger after work, or Subway for a meatball sub after the football game on Friday night. if you want a pair of pants, it'll probably be levi's from Pamida, and they're going to last you for two years. probably more if you want to take them up to Amy's Tailoring to have a patch put on the hole in the knee. if you really want to go to a mall to get a hollister surfing shirt, the mall is only an hour and a half away. the drive isn't bad because you get to hang out with your parents, or your friends parents during that time and not feel dorky because there's really no one else you can go with, so you learn to like it. also, once you're 16, you have something else to look forward to on the weekend. also, if you crave something at 3:00 a.m. you're just going to have to wait. 4. entertainment a night at the theater means catching a movie that actually came out 9 months ago. but hey, you've never seen it, so that's awesome, because it's new to everyone else in town too. friday nights are spent at the football game in the fall, the basketball game in the winter, and golfing with your friends/family in the spring time. summer last forever, and most school kids are going to be floating down a river somewhere, probably drinking beer, or playing baseball at the elementary school. adults are probably at a bbq with their kids talking about when they were floating down rivers drinking beer and playing baseball. parties are in fields. or in the gravel pit. that's how it's been for years. and no, it's not a secret place that the cops won't know about because that's where they partied when they were sitting in the same high school desks listening to the same teachers you have. they just leave you alone because they were left alone. 5. environment it's clean. you can walk anywhere without a surgical mask. you can get into the woods in a matter of minutes, and hunt and fish everyday if you want. there's no smog, there's hardly any pollution. and there is PLENTY of untouched oxygen. you can see the stars, and climb the trees. 6. employment your dad probably went to high school with the guy that owns the video store, when you go in for you "interview" ask him about the 1978 state championship game. you'll get the job. an economics degree won't get you as much respect as the fact that you mowed Mr. Thompson's lawn from age 12- the present. and you want to be a salesman and sell something to a farmer, be prepared to get your bruno's full of crap helping get the cows rounded up. but once you do get a job putting windows together at the factory, you'll have job security for the rest of your life, and you'll be making the same amount of money at 70% of the rest of the town so you won't have an inferiority complex when you 1996 ford truck passes Bob's 1996 chevy truck on the way to the bar after work. 7. girls put out. and put out good. they don't know any better. and yes, you'll probably end of sleeping w/ at least half of the 30 girls in your graduating class. probably more if you're on a sports team. cons: 1. you know everyone if you smoked a cigarette in your buddy's car on the way home from school. your parents will know before dinner is on the table. and if you smashed Old Lady Smith's mailbox, your dad will pick you up from the cop shop and walk you straight to her house to apologize, then she'll offer you cookies. if someone cheats on their spouse with an "outsider," they will have a hard time buying groceries/ getting gas/ going to the football game without getting a hundred dirty looks. 2. the police. if they didn't like you or your parents when you were in school together, you will be getting a ticket for going 28 in that 25. and if you look at them funny when they're chewing you out for underage drinking, you'll probably get 3 other tickets also. 3. the shopping/ restaurants no, no one knows what "gucky" is and if they have holes in their pants, it's because they've worked those holes into them. same thing with paint. you can't get a triple half-caf soy latte w/ 3 espresso shots. you're not going to get a Benz. ever. 5th avenue is where the old folks home is. you won't get a good bottle of red wine with your dinner. (but you will probably get a $1.00 pbr) 4. entertainment. again, if a new movie comes out on April 4th. it will get here in October. the only stage shows you'll see is the high school talent show. you're not going to go to a professional sports game. but the games you do get to go to after driving 8 hours to that big city are games that you will remember for the rest of your life. 6. environment there aren't any awe inspiring architectural sights for hundreds of miles. the air might be cleaner, and the trees might be fun to climb, but you're not going to be able to be all touristy by seeing different sights every weekend if you want to, like you could in NYC. 6. employment there are 12 different jobs you can get. pick one. you're not going to make enough money at any of those jobs to buy you the biggest houses in town, unless your parents had those jobs first/ or went on fishing trips with those people. 7. girls you're probably related. |
#33
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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
you know whats great about the city
less country bumpkins |
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NT!, how far away from a ski slope? 5 mins here.
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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
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you know whats great about the city less country bumpkins [/ QUOTE ] and vice versa |
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NT!, how far away from a ski slope? 5 mins here. [/ QUOTE ] meh i don't like skiing unless you are talking about cocaine in which case they got what you need papi |
#37
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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
NYC is a really extreme example of urban life because it is so very expensive and difficult to live around greenery. Central Park is awesome, but you're not living there.
I have always lived in a big city, though, and I could not have it any other way. I also think it is possible to get past some of the problems of city life if you get the right neighborhood in the right city. My neighborhood in Baltimore is quite green. Big park close by. There are trees everywhere, in the spring there are cherry blossoms and azalea blooms up and down. Just yesterday we came back from the park to find a bunny on our lawn. People can know each other in the city. I know some of my neighbors quite well, and there is a block near me where everyone seems to know each other. Having kids helps - you tend to get out and meet people. But honestly, a dog does the same thing. I know a few people because of their dog, and I don't have one. It does not have to be expensive. You could move onto our street for $300k, maybe less. Then there are the real city advantages. Convenience is unmatched. I walk to the supermarket, drug store. If I'm not carrying too much, I can also walk to the dry cleaners and a great liquor store. My wife walks to work. Culture. Again, walking distance to an art museum with pieces from Jasper Johns, back to transplanted rooms from Colonial America homes, complete with furniture and china. Not to mention a short ride to go see theatre, have dinner after, etc. Activity. Always something going on somewhere, and there are so many more options in a city. I will grant you that the schools suck here, and I wish that were not so. Again, picking the right neighborhood in a good city is key. I could probably right these same things about houses near Lake Calhoun in Minneapolis, for instance. |
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By cities it sounds like you mean like downtown or whatever, and when you say rural I think of sparsely populated and farms and whathaveyou, meaning you left out suburbia. No love for little boxes made of ticky tacky?
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#39
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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
Cities have way fewer Republicans.
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Re: country bumpkins vs. city slickers
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Yeah, I meant like the Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse snow belt, I'm currently in Rochester. These pretty much fit the diluted version of a big city perfectly, a lot of the negatives and very few of the positives. [/ QUOTE ] Rochester is a mutated, overgrown town, to which you are totally right in that it has almost all the negatives and a few, if any of hte positives. Having went to school in a rural area v. living on Long Island (which is relatively urban), I can say I MUCH, MUCH prefer what LI has to offer v. a rural area. I think places like LI and Westchester are the best compromise, the only problem is they are a little expensive. |
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