brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho

hoyasaxa · #1 10-08-2007, 01:27 PM

Just started seeing this girl on friday. We have had sex 7 times since then. Its not that the sex is bad, its average. Its just that I havent slept in two days. And last night, she insisted on staying over, even though I told her I had a ton of work to do today and that I wanted to get started early.

I am, however, going to set a personal record for number of times gotten laid in one week in all likelyhood.

brag: way more sex than I can handle
beat: no sleep/going to fail school
variance: shes my friends ex

DING-DONG YO · #2 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

variance: Its not that the sex is bad, its average.

You'll tire of bangin her in less than a week.

Perplexity · #3 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

WWOP

4_2_it · #4 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

absoludicrous · #5 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

Bang your friend too. Oh wait, you pretty much are.

Smell The Glove · #6 10-08-2007, 01:31 PM

send her to my house

bonds · #7 10-08-2007, 01:38 PM

explain to her how the sexytime can become better than average.

Either the sexytime will improve and you won't care about flunking out or she'll drop you and your beats will resolve themselves.

win-win imo.

diebitter · #8 10-08-2007, 01:39 PM

train+pics plz.

Quanah Parker · #9 10-08-2007, 01:43 PM

Only 7 times since Friday?
Not even close to nympho status.
Congrats on the action, tho.

mbillie1 · #10 10-08-2007, 01:45 PM

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I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

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lol nice