brag: jizzed on a lady's face

[fredd-bird]

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ok see how there's a forum called "BBV4Life" in the sidebar

yeah

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would be a pretty awful post there too

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[darkcore]

as my old grandpa used to say "if you jizzed on her face, she's not a lady."

[ajmargarine]

Meh, if this happened accidently on the subway...then you'd have a story to tell.

[AK Fisher]

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felt like i was in a porn. Was fun. Some got in MY eye though and I had to get new cataracts.

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[microbet]

Old school PUA expression - "Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore."

[Pudge714]

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felt like i was in a porn. Was fun. Some got in her eye though and she had to use new contacts.

Brag: obvious
Beat: none
Variance: Need to throw away a good towel

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Wouldn't beat be the towel?

[maso]

congratulations on wiping semen off your computer screen

[TheBlueMonster]

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congratulations on wiping semen off your computer screen

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phrase it a little better and it could become a great insult

[sippin_criss]

why would you throw away a towel you got jizz on? ever hear of doing laundry?

[Nielsio]

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why would you throw away a towel you got jizz on? ever hear of doing laundry?

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Real ballers don't wash. DUCY?