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I'm trying to cut down on berating, and am easing myself off gradually. The previous substitute, my cat, recently died of massive internal injuries.
Recent SMS's with my now-ex girlfriend cemented the notion that sarcasm doesn't carry too well through text ("Yeahhhhhh, ur butt is HUUUUGE, you're suchhhhh a fattt WHORE oink oink! =D" ). I then realised: "Perhaps, like girls, fish are also such complete utter total retards that they actually take super obvious hyperbolic comments at face value?" So, BBV, what's your verdict? Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter) SB: $267.51 BB: $198.00 Hero (UTG): $196.65 MP: $212.00 CO: $61.77 BTN: $208.85 Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, 3 folds, SB calls $7.00, BB folds Flop: ($18) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00 Turn: ($46) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $72.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $174.65</font>, SB calls $102.65 River: ($395.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $395.30 ($3 Rake) SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON (+$195.65) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Tens) and LOST (-$196.65) Me: NICE HAND VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY WELL PLAYED fish: thanks Me: YEAH U DESERVED THAT fish: I was lucky Me: NO, YOU PLAYED GREAT Me: I NEARLYY FOLDED fish: me too Me: YEAH I NEARLY BLUFFED U OFF UR MONSTER fish: yes |
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dont tap the glass
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haha that mustve been a fun breakup.
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[x]best hand won
[x]dont mess with that guy! []btch im cutr [x]villain's postflopskill is superior to hero's [x]party |
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Recent SMS's with my now-ex girlfriend cemented the notion that sarcasm doesn't carry too well through text ("Yeahhhhhh, ur butt is HUUUUGE, you're suchhhhh a fattt WHORE oink oink! =D" ). [/ QUOTE ] This made me crack up. |
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[x] fix caplocks key
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[x] fix caplocks key [/ QUOTE ] [x] Shift key all the way baby |
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Dem words to your GF turned out to be true, AMIRITE?
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[x] Best thread ever.
<font color="white"> Lori </font> |
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Me: YEAH I NEARLY BLUFFED U OFF UR MONSTER fish: yes [/ QUOTE ] this is too funny to not be +EV |
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