Lunch TR: Taco Bell

[MissT74]

Haven't eaten Taco Bell in about a year, but with all the BBV4L love for it, I got the craving.

Me: "I'll have a cheesy cruncy taco with meat, cheese and lettuce only"

(Pause)

Me: "I also would like a Grande Quesadilla with no sauce"

(Pause)

Me: "and a Steak Gordita with steak only, nothing else"

(Long Pause)

Him: "So you want a taco?"

Me: "Um, a cheesy cruncy taco..."

Him: "Oh, you mean a cheesy Gordita?"

Me: "Um, OK, sorry"

Him: "So I got a cheesy Gordita, a quesadilla and a Chalupa?"

Me: "Yes to the cheesy Gordita, but the Grande Quesadilla and the Chalupa is steak only"

Him: "Just pull forward please"

I pull forward, he hands me the receipt and says "Look this over tell me if it's right"

The receipt reads:

1 - G - STSP
- LET
- TOM
- 3 CHZ
- SOUR
1 GDCRUN
1 Q-STGR

Um.....wtf? OK, I guess I need to learn Taco Bell lingo.

Brag: I gots me some Taco Bell
Beat: The Gordita had sauce on it, my mouth is still burning.
Variance: Drive Thrus

T

[GTBMuckface]

ZOMG
NO FIESTA TATERS???

FOR SHAME@!

[No Fizzle]

Much love, T, but the way Taco Bell prepares their food is absolutely godly, and substitutions and frowned upon as they are considered insulting to the Bell. You don't mess with perfection.
But you're new to this, so we'll grant you immunity from BBV4L GAM Crew prosecution for now...
Nice TR

[No Fizzle]

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ZOMG
NO FIESTA TATERS???


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We;ve been over this. Everything on the menu is [censored] awesome, so no matter what you order you rae missing out. That's why true playaz run to the border on the daily.

[MissT74]

(Whine Warning)

But I can't eat anything spicy, no sauces at all. No guacamole, no sour cream, no beans. This is why I rarely eat there because I have to make so many substitutions. LOL

T

[The B]

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I pull forward, he hands me the receipt and says "Look, stick your weiner in the Gordita, then tell me if it's right"



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[_brady_]

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Beat: The Gordita had sauce on it, my mouth is still burning.


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You're joking...right?

[MissT74]

Nope, true gringa here. Some brands of Ketchup are even too spicy for me.

T

[Georgia Avenue]

Jesus you're from Arizona and can't eat hot stuff? Hudge beat.

More boob pics ldo.

[MissT74]

LOL, you have to EARN the boob pics darling.

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T