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3 | 25.00% |
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#121
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[ QUOTE ] I realised I got this nice tickling sensation if I bounched up and down a bit, until I bounced and bounced and bounced and all this stuff came out made me yelp [/ QUOTE ] I too discovered masturbation this way. Although it first happened to me in my sleep. I woke up and found myself lying on my stomach having just unloaded some "glue". Good times. This is how I discovered masturbation too! High five!!!! on a serious note, my favorite sexual positions are the ones where i'm horizontal, on top, and humping the chick, just like how i discovered masturbation! truly amazing. anyone else want to join me and I love mr slope in our discovered-masturbation-by-humping-the-bed special friendship club? [/ QUOTE ] |
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The first time I ever came I was laying on my tummy on my bed playing WWF Superstars on the Gameboy and Mr Perfect had a really well defined ass (I'm not gay, ok, this is just the way it happened) [/ QUOTE ] I just spit my morning coffee everywhere reading this. Mr Slope is a god damned riot. |
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I was in such a high state of arousal, that I could not hold off the imminent blasts of cream any longer. My whole body was jerking in small spasms as I felt the first jet of semen surge up my distended shaft. Then, with excrutiating pleasure for me, it blasted out of my widely open cumhole, at least two feet up and then landed with a splash on my sister's forearms. She woke up from her daze as she felt the hot jizz ooze down her arms and drip in long strands on the tiled floor below. Two more shots drenched her upper arms as she aimed my cum cannon in the direction of her sweet, angelic face. I ejaculated wad after wad on her, my eyes closed in ecstasy. After a dozen or so streamers, cum simply bubbled out of my glans, coating my sister's hand as I opened my eyes to admire the result of my orgasm. My sister was in shock, completely drenched in my thick cream. [/ QUOTE ] |
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this is way easy. film canisters arnt that big and real men shoot 8 ropers.
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#125
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Im pretty sure I could do this in a day, why do you guys think it would be so hard? Good material would help, but I dont think its needed. In that jackass scene, didnt some of them fill half the cup (around the same size as the cannister) in one go?
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#126
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i have been dying this entire thread
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#127
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Results?
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The really disgusting thing is that you're gonna have to open that thing up and show her a load of week-old cum in a bottle to win the bet. You're sick.
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I thought it was the lid to one of these: ![]() [/ QUOTE ] haha visualy seeing him carry around the lid trying to fill it up made me lough out so loud i got wierd looks from all my coworkers. |
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well... results???
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