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my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
to celebrate the 8 hour anniversary of me getting my chat back i decided to push every hand in a $1.20 sng under the guise of being a directv representative. for editing purposes i'll only include hands i won and my eventual bustout hand.
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [5h 9h] arkgal: calls 20 DEVILL22: folds jcaz6: folds ifoundnemo23 said, "not only do you get $50 but your friend does as well!" DuncanSavvy: raises 20 to 40 (RUN OUT MY TIME BANK) ifoundnemo23 said, "as poker players i'm sure you can all appreciate what $50 can do for you" ifoundnemo23 said, "directv also comes with the most premium channels there is to offer" ifoundnemo23 said, "our sunday nfl ticket package is unmatched and with the nfl season approaching, is a must for any football fan" DuncanSavvy said, "WTF!" ifoundnemo23 said, "we offer hbo, showtime and cinemax" ifoundnemo23 said, "as well as other movie channels" TITANRICK said, "**** off" ifoundnemo23 said, "certainly the best in variety" ifoundnemo23: raises 1459 to 1499 aitonsaregay: folds maggimae2: folds Kizzy 12: folds TITANRICK: folds arkgal: folds ifoundnemo23 said, "send us your dish network reciever and we'll send you $200" DuncanSavvy: raises 1 to 1500 and is all-in ifoundnemo23: calls 1 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [9s 3s 8s] *** TURN *** [9s 3s 8s] [Ts] *** RIVER *** [9s 3s 8s Ts] [Kh] *** SHOW DOWN *** DuncanSavvy: shows [Ad Qd] (high card Ace) ifoundnemo23: shows [5h 9h] (a pair of Nines) ifoundnemo23 collected 3050 from pot ifoundnemo23 said, "thank you for playing, duncan" Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Qd Kc] DEVILL22: raises 20 to 40 jcaz6: folds ifoundnemo23 said, "so can i interest any of you in joining the nation's largest cable company?" ifoundnemo23: raises 1460 to 1500 aitonsaregay: folds maggimae2: folds Kizzy 12: folds TITANRICK: folds arkgal: folds DEVILL22: calls 1460 and is all-in ifoundnemo23 said, "you really do have nothing to lose" *** FLOP *** [2s 2d 2h] *** TURN *** [2s 2d 2h] [9h] *** RIVER *** [2s 2d 2h 9h] [Ah] *** SHOW DOWN *** DEVILL22: shows [Kd Ts] (three of a kind, Deuces) ifoundnemo23: shows [Qd Kc] (three of a kind, Deuces) DEVILL22 collected 1515 from pot ifoundnemo23 collected 1515 from pot ifoundnemo23 said, "just about anything you could want to watch" TITANRICK said, "you are desperate aren't you" Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Kh 4c] aitonsaregay: folds maggimae2: folds ifoundnemo23 said, "desperate for value" Kizzy 12: folds TITANRICK: calls 20 arkgal: folds DEVILL22: folds ifoundnemo23 said, "and desperate to get others to see this value and use it" jcaz6: calls 10 ifoundnemo23: raises 1480 to 1500 TITANRICK: calls 1450 and is all-in jcaz6: folds *** FLOP *** [7d Kc 5h] *** TURN *** [7d Kc 5h] [3d] *** RIVER *** [7d Kc 5h 3d] [2d] *** SHOW DOWN *** ifoundnemo23: shows [Kh 4c] (a pair of Kings) TITANRICK: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks) ifoundnemo23 said, "thank you for playing TITANRICK" ifoundnemo23 collected 2960 from pot Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [8d 7s] maggimae2: folds ifoundnemo23 said, "i hope you use directv in the future" Kizzy 12: calls 20 arkgal: calls 20 DEVILL22: folds jcaz6: folds ifoundnemo23: raises 2980 to 3000 aitonsaregay: folds Kizzy 12: calls 1470 and is all-in arkgal: folds *** FLOP *** [2s 3s 9s] *** TURN *** [2s 3s 9s] [6s] *** RIVER *** [2s 3s 9s 6s] [9d] ifoundnemo23 said, "thank you for playing kizzy 12" *** SHOW DOWN *** ifoundnemo23: shows [8d 7s] (a flush, Nine high) Kizzy 12: shows [4d 4c] (two pair, Nines and Fours) ifoundnemo23 collected 3020 from pot Kizzy 12 said, "**** you" ifoundnemo23 said, "please consider directv for your cable needs" ifoundnemo23 said, "arkgal, what digital provider are you currently using?" arkgal said, "comcast" ifoundnemo23 said, "well i can certainly change your mind with directv" arkgal said, "i will never do business with them after this, and i am filing a formal complaint" Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [5c Ts] ifoundnemo23 said, "jcaz6, are you a directv user?" chekemchez: calls 20 ifoundnemo23 said, "if so i can offer you savings of up to $25 a month" ifoundnemo23: raises 2980 to 3000 aitonsaregay: folds maggimae2: folds arkgal: folds DEVILL22: calls 1455 and is all-in jcaz6: folds chekemchez: folds *** FLOP *** [Td Jh 5d] *** TURN *** [Td Jh 5d] [6d] *** RIVER *** [Td Jh 5d 6d] [2h] ifoundnemo23 said, "thank you for playing DEVILL22" *** SHOW DOWN *** DEVILL22: shows [Qd Js] (a pair of Jacks) ifoundnemo23: shows [5c Ts] (two pair, Tens and Fives) ifoundnemo23 collected 2970 from pot chekemchez: shows [5d 5h] (a pair of Fives) ifoundnemo23: shows [6h Kd] (high card Ace) chekemchez collected 4320 from pot ifoundnemo23 said, "nice hand sir" ifoundnemo23 said, "comcast cable wouldn't stack off like that" (THEN THE BUSTOUT) ifoundnemo23: shows [Jc Kh] (a pair of Sixes) maggimae2: shows [Qc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Sixes) maggimae2 collected 5725 from pot ringobingo is connected (IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS!) aitonsaregay: well i don't know about everybody else but i'm canceling my directv now chekemchez: absolutely me too, i can't believe they'd do that jcaz6: me too aitonsaregay: i can't either maggimae2: dont thank me chekemchez: good work maggi aitonsaregay: thanks cliff notes: i win teh internets |
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
this is pretty fking awesome no lie
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
i lol'd
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
Loooooooooool
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
lol that is pretty funny
how long until the dirctv lawsuit? |
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
comcast wouldn't stack off like that.
QFT! |
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
[ QUOTE ]
arkgal said, "i will never do business with them after this, and i am filing a formal complaint" [/ QUOTE ] gold! |
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
Expect an email from stars soon.
Lol Chatbannaments |
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
I thought directTV was satellite?
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Re: my finest moment, suck it $1.20 donkaments
LOL this is awesome.
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