July Low-Content Thread - Page 34

ProfessorBen · #**331** 07-25-2007, 04:36 PM

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Oh my, grumpy this morning? I'm not trolling, I should have wrote more, but my boss was calling me over. My original message was going to say something like that it was really cool and I liked it, and it woulda been cool if you made it yourself...

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If you highlight my 2nd post you will find a secret!

that_pope · #**332** 07-25-2007, 06:34 PM

You can't add a level after the fact!
<font color="white">I never look for hidden text here, only at P5s. </font>

Captain R · #**333** 07-25-2007, 07:21 PM

Sorry, I'm retarded -- what does getting leveled or being leveled mean?

private joker · #**334** 07-25-2007, 08:04 PM

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Sorry, I'm retarded -- what does getting leveled or being leveled mean?

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It means using sarcasm. It comes from the poker lingo of thinking/playing on the second-level, third-level, etc.

HOWMANY · #**335** 07-26-2007, 04:43 PM

Being sick really sucks. I've basically been sitting in bed watching all of Family Guy and a lot of different movies since the night where I woke up at like 11pm to go to Ocean's but ended up not going due to no game. Not playing poker sort of feels good though.

fivesense · #**336** 07-27-2007, 05:35 AM

Bizzarre Canterbury hand
villian in this hand has an 84% chance of actually being retarded. He, however, is pleasanntly happy about this even though he is buried for 3k and well on his way to 5k. Imagine the monopoly guy meets the Mr. Mustard character from the board game clue.

the glorious hand:
I raise A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] from CO, villian calls in BB

Flop Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
He checks and I quickly bet the standard 30 dollars while talking to vehn about some nonsense. Literally 5 secs later he is playing with his chip stack and humming almost oblivious to the fact we are mid hand. I kind of chuckle and tell him that its 30 dollars to call and he propmtly throws in 6 10 dollar chips?! I'm confused and start laughing while asking him why he threw in so many to which he responds, "you said 30 dollars"-- err ok? I call

Turn: J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
He checks and goes back in his happy place of stacking chips and humming bizzare songs. I check behind because my head exploded many moons ago.

River 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
He out of nowhere looks up, shrugs, and throws 6 10 dollar chips in. I ask him, suppressing the urge to laugh in his face if he hit that. He responds very jollily "o yes, I hit that pretty hard actually." I tell him i think he has K high. I call and he tables K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

he then takes his chips back... Question marks appear above everyone's head and the dealer informs him he must put his chips back as he lost. He calmly says, " O sorry, I thought i had a straight".

I later ask him why he raised the flop and hes says very earnestly that he keeps forgetting we are playing with 10 doller chips and thought they were 5.

bugstud · #**337** 07-27-2007, 05:41 AM

commerce lets me play fish huhuhu. No rake. 1/2. I take all 2500 of his dollars.

Vehn · #**338** 07-27-2007, 06:07 AM

nh sir

HOWMANY · #**339** 07-27-2007, 10:09 AM

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commerce lets me play fish huhuhu. No rake. 1/2. I take all 2500 of his dollars.

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How long are you staying? I'm sad that I didn't win the whole casino last time so I need to go back after I beat Crazy Mike.

tessarji · #**340** 07-27-2007, 07:20 PM

The girlfriend is away, so for the first time in _forever_ I'm going to get to play poker on a Friday night.

I'll be the guy at the Commerce 20, past 9PM, with a black Jolly Roger shirt and taking no prisoners. Pro tip: I don't plan to fold any of my first ten hands, so get there early.