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07-06-2007, 11:10 AM
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NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!
It's ESPNEWS' little corner headline, but here's the only article i could find about it.
[ QUOTE ] WASHINGTON, July 6 (Reuters) - Detroit Tigers shortstop Neifi Perez has been suspended 25 games for testing positive for a banned stimulant, Major League Baseball said Friday. The 34-year-old native of the Dominican Republic has appeared in 33 games this season and is batting .172 with one home run and six RBI. Perez, a 12-year veteran, had violated baseball's Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program, the league said, adding that his suspension would begin immediately. [/ QUOTE ] I know it's not steroids, but still it's pretty funny. Neifi's line this year: .175/.224/.270 
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07-06-2007, 11:15 AM
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Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!
This would totally debunk the theory that having a breakout year after the prime of your career is an indicator for steroid use.
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07-06-2007, 12:21 PM
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Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!
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His teammates probably turned him in. [/ QUOTE ] looool.
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#6
07-06-2007, 01:17 PM
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Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!
Dude, I had no idea my jizz was banned.
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07-06-2007, 01:17 PM
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Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!
2002 - 4 HR
2003 - 1 HR 2004 - 4 HR 2005 - 9 HR 2006 - 2 HR 2007 - 1 HR I think it's just residual roids left over from 2005.
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#9
07-06-2007, 03:06 PM
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His teammates probably turned him in. [/ QUOTE ] Well played, sir. I believe this is the first time a player on steroids has actually amassed a negative WARP while on the juice. Seriously, how has this guy stayed in the league for so long? His 2007 roid-aided OPS is 27 points lower than Barry Bonds's OBP...yet Neifi still makes more per three-game series than the average family makes in a year.
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07-06-2007, 03:16 PM
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Re: NEIFI IS ON THE JUICE!!!!
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[ QUOTE ] His teammates probably turned him in. [/ QUOTE ] Well played, sir. I believe this is the first time a player on steroids has actually amassed a negative WARP while on the juice. Seriously, how has this guy stayed in the league for so long? His 2007 roid-aided OPS is 27 points lower than Barry Bonds's OBP...yet Neifi still makes more per three-game series than the average family makes in a year. [/ QUOTE ] Because he's still one of the top 500 or so athletes at his particular sport which rakes in hundreds of millions of dollars. That's why.
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