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Old 07-04-2007, 08:02 AM
rpr rpr is offline
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Default Beat: I might have to live in my car, Brag: I\'m getting a Lambo

Brag: I'm getting a Lambo.
Beat: I can't afford rent so I'm living in my friend's kitchen.
Variance: I got a lot of hot chicks with nice places.

Trust me, the Lambo, personal chef, masseuse and assistant will all be worth more than having privacy. So what if I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with two guys?

More brags, I just got $500,000 for Hollywood!
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Old 07-04-2007, 08:15 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I might have to live in my car, Brag: I\'m getting a Lambo

obv. showing off...
scene: driving a hot chick in lambo meanwhile trying to talk some balla stuff:

chick: so judging from your automobile I am expecting a 3 story house with swimming pool in BH,
rpr: yeah I have a trailer at the train station why don't we go there to have some beef noodles...
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Old 07-04-2007, 09:40 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I might have to live in my car, Brag: I\'m getting a Lambo

YSSCKY
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Old 07-04-2007, 10:05 AM
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Default Re: Beat: I might have to live in my car, Brag: I\'m getting a Lambo

[ QUOTE ]
obv. showing off...
scene: driving a hot chick in lambo meanwhile trying to talk some balla stuff:

chick: so judging from your automobile I am expecting a 3 story house with swimming pool in BH,
rpr: yeah I have a bench at the train station why don't we go there to have some beef noodles...

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:46 AM
rpr rpr is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I might have to live in my car, Brag: I\'m getting a Lambo

Exactly. Do you realize how balla you can live if you share a 1 bedroom apartment?

Only able to get it because of poker. Actually I'm getting a condo first, this was a joke but I'll post pics of the Lambo in the future.
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