They Left Me to Die?!?

[heater]

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Wow KKF, I don't know how you have the patience to create a new e-mail account for every new bogus username and thread you start. Seems exhausting.

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[Homer]

people say weird stuff when they are panicking. i can't fathom them just walking away if op is painting close to an accurate picture. i am guessing he didn't look as bad as he felt. either that, or his family doesn't love him.

[JustKen]

Hey, thanks for the comments. Seems a little split. Is OP original poster or am I missing something? I should've said btw tht I am 52, kids are not babies,; 18 and 16.

[cbloom]

This is definitely grounds for divorce.

Oh, and you must be a jerk cuz your family hates you.

[Ricky_Bobby]

wtf, leave me alone means 'give me some space to breath and regain my senses,' not 'please escape the range of my voice or sight and leave me barely conscious.'

Wife should have gave OP space but not abandoned him.

[Praetorian Card]

If the 18 year old is a male, I'd challenge him to a fight in front of your wife. Then when she objects scream out voilently "It's him or me!"

Then when she freaks out, sucker punch the kid in the gut, and tell them next time it's going to be much worse for everyone. Then walk away mumbling "nobody makes Ken look like a fool".

For good measure, the next morning flinch at the 18 year old kid and tell your wife you have changed your mind, you really wanted pancakes right after she puts the eggs on the table.

That's what I would do.

[SILLYGOOSER]

Da question is did they know how [censored] up you were.

[Taso]

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If the 18 year old is a male, I'd challenge him to a fight in front of your wife. Then when she objects scream out voilently "It's him or me!"

Then when she freaks out, sucker punch the kid in the gut, and tell them next time it's going to be much worse for everyone. Then walk away mumbling "nobody makes Ken look like a fool".

For good measure, the next morning flinch at the 18 year old kid and tell your wife you have changed your mind, you really wanted pancakes right after she puts the eggs on the table.

That's what I would do.

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lol, pretty good post!


Yeah, I think you were tight OP (yeah, original poster, or prankster, depending on how much you like the Offspring) If my old man was flailing about and I went to help him and he said "leave me alone" I might back up a few steps and give him some room, but I wouldn't totally leave the area... Uhh, are they your kids or hers?

[JustKen]

Her kids

[CallMeIshmael]

Is it too early to use "Benoit" as a verb?