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Old 05-24-2007, 06:37 PM
boomshakalaka boomshakalaka is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

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Why the [censored] does the fatty matter. OMG PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE ARE [censored]?

[censored] fatties and their emo ways.

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Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

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LOL YOU FAT FKER
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Old 05-24-2007, 06:50 PM
En Passant En Passant is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

Fatty is just jelous.

OP, here is a simple solution. Post YOUR myspace and let us guess who the hottie is!
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Old 05-24-2007, 06:54 PM
Dids Dids is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

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Why the [censored] does the fatty matter. OMG PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE ARE [censored]?

[censored] fatties and their emo ways.

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Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

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WAIT I'M FAT?

OH [censored] I WAS NOT AWARE.

YOU HAVE JUST STOMPED ALL OVER MY WONDERFUL JOKE WITH YOUR POO HEAD SENSE OF HUMOR.

I want to punch you in the [censored].
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Old 05-24-2007, 06:54 PM
cwes cwes is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

wtf? it isn't exactly fattie's business who bangs whom, is it?
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Old 05-24-2007, 06:55 PM
Keys Myaths Keys Myaths is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

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wtf? it isn't exactly fattie's business who bangs whom, is it?

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When she's a 30 year old virgin, it doesn't take much for her to get pissed.
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Old 05-24-2007, 06:57 PM
EricW EricW is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

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Why the [censored] does the fatty matter. OMG PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE ARE [censored]?

[censored] fatties and their emo ways.

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Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

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WAIT I'M FAT?

OH [censored] I WAS NOT AWARE.

YOU HAVE JUST STOMPED ALL OVER MY WONDERFUL JOKE WITH YOUR POO HEAD SENSE OF HUMOR.

I want to punch you in the [censored].

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I read somewhere that large set people are supposed to be jolly. I guess I was wrong.
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Old 05-24-2007, 06:59 PM
IronFly IronFly is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:07 PM
ursine cotcher ursine cotcher is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

dids stfu you're thin
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:09 PM
prodonkey prodonkey is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

Obviously fatty is in love with you.. so you have a couple solutions to not make her feel bad.
1. Quit sexing "hottie".. LAME imo, and it would be weird.

2. Start sexing "fatty".. REALLY LAME.

3. Have a 3 some and perform really awful so "fatty" doesn't get jealous anymore.

4. Knock "hottie" up. Or tell "fatty" you like her, even if you don't and she has to deal with it.
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:12 PM
Dids Dids is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

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Why the [censored] does the fatty matter. OMG PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE ARE [censored]?

[censored] fatties and their emo ways.

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Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

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WAIT I'M FAT?

OH [censored] I WAS NOT AWARE.

YOU HAVE JUST STOMPED ALL OVER MY WONDERFUL JOKE WITH YOUR POO HEAD SENSE OF HUMOR.

I want to punch you in the [censored].

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I read somewhere that large set people are supposed to be jolly. I guess I was wrong.

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Dude, we're fat. The world hates us. We have to shop at Wal-Mart 'cause they don't carry anything south of size 40 at the mall. It's a bitch to sit in airports or ride the bus. We have no reasont to be jolly. If you see a happy fat person, he is either crying on the inside or laughing at you because he's hoodwinked somebody into touching his penis.
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