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Call her and get the T-Shirt back before her psychopath ex finds it and kills my family and friends | 17 | 16.35% | |
Forget it and order another one | 7 | 6.73% | |
Order a Tuff_Fish T to replace | 29 | 27.88% | |
You are full of shit, anyone that orders (or wears) a T-shirt like that doesn't get any play | 51 | 49.04% | |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
My [censored] may has been just as yours. And partys nl400 should be pretty soft with all those bad lagtard regs. geeezzz hopefully we'll run hot in june.
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
Skier_5.... you are so bad. I really like your turn call here, you beat a lot of hands. Fish.
Full Tilt Poker Game #2464427373: Table King Mesa (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:07:40 ET - 2007/05/19 Seat 1: drizas ($1,100) Seat 2: skier_5 ($1,865) Seat 3: ORIONF ($985) Seat 4: JediPokerTrix ($1,000) Seat 5: MstAA mAArtini ($2,383.50) skier_5 posts the small blind of $5 ORIONF posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [2h 2d] JediPokerTrix raises to $35 MstAA mAArtini folds drizas folds skier_5 calls $30 ORIONF folds *** FLOP *** [2s Kh 3h] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $55 skier_5 calls $55 *** TURN *** [2s Kh 3h] [As] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $155 skier_5 calls $155 *** RIVER *** [2s Kh 3h As] [9s] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $400 skier_5 raises to $1,620, and is all in JediPokerTrix calls $355, and is all in Uncalled bet of $865 returned to skier_5 *** SHOW DOWN *** skier_5 shows [9c 9h] (three of a kind, Nines) JediPokerTrix shows [2h 2d] (three of a kind, Twos) skier_5 wins the pot ($2,007) with three of a kind, Nines JediPokerTrix is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $2,010 | Rake $3 Board: [2s Kh 3h As 9s] Seat 1: drizas (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: skier_5 (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and won ($2,007) with three of a kind, Nines Seat 3: ORIONF (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: JediPokerTrix showed [2h 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Twos Seat 5: MstAA mAArtini didn't bet (folded) |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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i was just watching some [censored] wsop broadcast and those clowns were talking about "valuebet bluffs" lol [/ QUOTE ] Me too! Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $1,792.75 <u>BB: $1,258.00</u> UTG: $992.00 MP: $1,695.00 CO: $3,945.25 <u>Hero (BTN): $980.00</u> <font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players) 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $35.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $25.00 <font color="black">Flop:</font> ($75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $61.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $122.00</font>, Hero calls $61.00 <font color="black">Turn:</font> ($319) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">BB bets $250.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $823.00</font>, BB calls $573.00 <font color="black">River:</font> ($1965) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $1,965.00 ($3 Rake) BB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fives) and LOST (-$980.00) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$982.00) |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
UR SOUL, ITS MINE
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) UTG ($398) Hero ($590.20) SB ($62.35) BB ($285) Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $46</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG calls $34. Flop: ($98) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $80</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $172</font>, Hero calls $92. Turn: ($442) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, Hero checks. River: ($442) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $372.2 (All-In)</font>, UTG folds. Final Pot: $814.20 |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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Skier_5.... you are so bad. I really like your turn call here, you beat a lot of hands. Fish. Full Tilt Poker Game #2464427373: Table King Mesa (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:07:40 ET - 2007/05/19 Seat 1: drizas ($1,100) Seat 2: skier_5 ($1,865) Seat 3: ORIONF ($985) Seat 4: JediPokerTrix ($1,000) Seat 5: MstAA mAArtini ($2,383.50) skier_5 posts the small blind of $5 ORIONF posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [2h 2d] JediPokerTrix raises to $35 MstAA mAArtini folds drizas folds skier_5 calls $30 ORIONF folds *** FLOP *** [2s Kh 3h] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $55 skier_5 calls $55 *** TURN *** [2s Kh 3h] [As] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $155 skier_5 calls $155 *** RIVER *** [2s Kh 3h As] [9s] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $400 skier_5 raises to $1,620, and is all in JediPokerTrix calls $355, and is all in Uncalled bet of $865 returned to skier_5 *** SHOW DOWN *** skier_5 shows [9c 9h] (three of a kind, Nines) JediPokerTrix shows [2h 2d] (three of a kind, Twos) skier_5 wins the pot ($2,007) with three of a kind, Nines JediPokerTrix is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $2,010 | Rake $3 Board: [2s Kh 3h As 9s] Seat 1: drizas (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: skier_5 (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and won ($2,007) with three of a kind, Nines Seat 3: ORIONF (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: JediPokerTrix showed [2h 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Twos Seat 5: MstAA mAArtini didn't bet (folded) [/ QUOTE ] i was wondering how skier kept churning out these sick graphs |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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[ QUOTE ] The games are hard enough as is. I'm running worse than the devil himself... I honestly just don't know how much longer I can take this. This is about the 10th time in the last 2 days. This one i'm only 180+bb's deep - and we get it on the turn... what can I say - i'm having trouble breathing Full Tilt Poker Game #2446308260: Table Sunking (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:30:37 ET - 2007/05/17 Seat 1: TaiwanStyle ($1,279) Seat 2: MadHatter48 ($1,107) Seat 3: JediPokerTrix ($1,819) Seat 4: gopheresque ($970) Seat 5: PoopInToilet ($3,218.50) Seat 6: Kinetica ($1,415.50) MadHatter48 posts the small blind of $5 JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [7h 7s] gopheresque has 15 seconds left to act gopheresque is sitting out gopheresque has timed out gopheresque folds PoopInToilet raises to $35 Kinetica folds TaiwanStyle folds MadHatter48 folds JediPokerTrix calls $25 *** FLOP *** [6c 7c 2h] JediPokerTrix checks PoopInToilet bets $55 JediPokerTrix raises to $240 PoopInToilet calls $185 *** TURN *** [6c 7c 2h] [8d] JediPokerTrix bets $400 PoopInToilet raises to $2,943.50, and is all in JediPokerTrix calls $1,144, and is all in PoopInToilet shows [As Ac] JediPokerTrix shows [7h 7s] Uncalled bet of $1,399.50 returned to PoopInToilet *** RIVER *** [6c 7c 2h 8d] [Ah] PoopInToilet shows three of a kind, Aces gopheresque has returned JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Sevens PoopInToilet wins the pot ($3,640) with three of a kind, Aces JediPokerTrix is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $3,643 | Rake $3 Board: [6c 7c 2h 8d Ah] Seat 1: TaiwanStyle (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: MadHatter48 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 3: JediPokerTrix (big blind) showed [7h 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens Seat 4: gopheresque didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: PoopInToilet showed [As Ac] and won ($3,640) with three of a kind, Aces Seat 6: Kinetica didn't bet (folded) [/ QUOTE ] Like I said - EVERY-f'ing-time it doesn't seem possible for them to hit that card they do!!! Not only is it a miracle card, but today there is the added bonus of me not filling up! i honestly NEVER thought it was possible to run this bad: Full Tilt Poker Game #2453511537: Table La Madre (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:59:57 ET - 2007/05/18 Seat 1: Enyaisrave ($1,368.50), is sitting out Seat 2: Storkdelamork ($2,146.50) Seat 3: tdogg99 ($1,446.75) Seat 4: Ramonaa ($927.50) Seat 5: uisageezer ($1,976) Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($1,586.50) uisageezer posts the small blind of $5 JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #4 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Qs Qc] Storkdelamork raises to $35 tdogg99 folds Ramonaa calls $35 uisageezer calls $30 JediPokerTrix raises to $190 Storkdelamork calls $155 Ramonaa folds uisageezer folds *** FLOP *** [7s Th Qd] JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act JediPokerTrix bets $375 Storkdelamork has 15 seconds left to act Storkdelamork raises to $1,020 JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act JediPokerTrix raises to $1,396.50, and is all in Storkdelamork calls $376.50 JediPokerTrix shows [Qs Qc] Storkdelamork shows [Ad Ks] *** TURN *** [7s Th Qd] [Js] *** RIVER *** [7s Th Qd Js] [2h] JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Queens Storkdelamork shows a straight, Ace high Storkdelamork wins the pot ($3,240) with a straight, Ace high JediPokerTrix is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $3,243 | Rake $3 Board: [7s Th Qd Js 2h] Seat 1: Enyaisrave is sitting out Seat 2: Storkdelamork showed [Ad Ks] and won ($3,240) with a straight, Ace high Seat 3: tdogg99 didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: Ramonaa (button) folded before the Flop Seat 5: uisageezer (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: JediPokerTrix (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens [/ QUOTE ] I told you I'm not lying. "Uisageezer" could be the worst regular i've ever seen in my life. but whats the difference he's making money - and i'm not! Let me get something straight from the 2+2 community... when they only have 2 outs w/ 2 cards to come - i'm supposed to win 90 out of 100 right? so why is it I seem to be losing in these situations at an alarming rate? Full Tilt Poker Game #2464718091: Table Wild Wave (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:46:48 ET - 2007/05/19 Seat 1: uisageezer ($1,451) Seat 2: InMemoriam ($1,000) Seat 3: Split em Up ($358) Seat 4: MstAA mAArtini ($1,838) Seat 5: gtrain15 ($1,773) Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($1,333) JediPokerTrix posts the small blind of $5 uisageezer posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #5 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Tc Ts] InMemoriam folds Split em Up folds MstAA mAArtini raises to $35 gtrain15 folds JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act JediPokerTrix raises to $135 uisageezer calls $125 MstAA mAArtini calls $100 *** FLOP *** [3s 6s Td] JediPokerTrix bets $280 uisageezer raises to $1,316, and is all in MstAA mAArtini folds JediPokerTrix calls $918, and is all in uisageezer shows [As Ah] JediPokerTrix shows [Tc Ts] Uncalled bet of $118 returned to uisageezer *** TURN *** [3s 6s Td] [Ad] *** RIVER *** [3s 6s Td Ad] [Jd] uisageezer shows three of a kind, Aces JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Tens uisageezer wins the pot ($2,798) with three of a kind, Aces JediPokerTrix is sitting out --------- Full Tilt Poker Game #2464272539: Table Burdell (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:46:58 ET - 2007/05/19 Seat 1: easymoney50 ($268.85) Seat 2: JediPokerTrix ($2,680.75) Seat 3: uisageezer ($1,127) Seat 4: CoachTooz ($1,841) Seat 5: Rana699 ($0), is sitting out Seat 6: MstAA mAArtini ($1,917) JediPokerTrix posts the small blind of $5 uisageezer posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Kh Ks] CoachTooz folds Rana699 stands up MstAA mAArtini raises to $35 easymoney50 folds JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act JediPokerTrix raises to $135 uisageezer calls $125 MstAA mAArtini calls $100 *** FLOP *** [3s 5s Jd] JediPokerTrix bets $300 uisageezer raises to $992, and is all in MstAA mAArtini folds JediPokerTrix calls $692 uisageezer shows [Qc As] JediPokerTrix shows [Kh Ks] *** TURN *** [3s 5s Jd] [Th] *** RIVER *** [3s 5s Jd Th] [Ad] uisageezer shows a pair of Aces JediPokerTrix shows a pair of Kings uisageezer wins the pot ($2,386) with a pair of Aces |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
I don't think skier's turn call with 99 is too bad.
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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I don't think skier's turn call with 99 is too bad. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Thats one of the funnier things i've seen in print. |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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[ QUOTE ] I don't think skier's turn call with 99 is too bad. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Thats one of the funnier things i've seen in print. [/ QUOTE ] You're probably betting that turn with anything, except I'm sure you'd check Kx/QQ or anything else marginal, so it's not really that bad of a call, but it's still -EV, just not as terrible as you make it out to be. |
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Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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Skier_5.... you are so bad. I really like your turn call here, you beat a lot of hands. Fish. Full Tilt Poker Game #2464427373: Table King Mesa (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:07:40 ET - 2007/05/19 Seat 1: drizas ($1,100) Seat 2: skier_5 ($1,865) Seat 3: ORIONF ($985) Seat 4: JediPokerTrix ($1,000) Seat 5: MstAA mAArtini ($2,383.50) skier_5 posts the small blind of $5 ORIONF posts the big blind of $10 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to JediPokerTrix [2h 2d] JediPokerTrix raises to $35 MstAA mAArtini folds drizas folds skier_5 calls $30 ORIONF folds *** FLOP *** [2s Kh 3h] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $55 skier_5 calls $55 *** TURN *** [2s Kh 3h] [As] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $155 skier_5 calls $155 *** RIVER *** [2s Kh 3h As] [9s] skier_5 checks JediPokerTrix bets $400 skier_5 raises to $1,620, and is all in JediPokerTrix calls $355, and is all in Uncalled bet of $865 returned to skier_5 *** SHOW DOWN *** skier_5 shows [9c 9h] (three of a kind, Nines) JediPokerTrix shows [2h 2d] (three of a kind, Twos) skier_5 wins the pot ($2,007) with three of a kind, Nines JediPokerTrix is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $2,010 | Rake $3 Board: [2s Kh 3h As 9s] Seat 1: drizas (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: skier_5 (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and won ($2,007) with three of a kind, Nines Seat 3: ORIONF (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: JediPokerTrix showed [2h 2d] and lost with three of a kind, Twos Seat 5: MstAA mAArtini didn't bet (folded) [/ QUOTE ] you're aggressive as [censored] and have been two barreling me all day. what better card to 2 barrel than an ace. |
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