Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

[neuroman]

Brag: drunken booty call at 11:30
Variance: can't get there for an hour
Beat: so wasted when I get there that sex isn't happening

Passed out in the next room. BBV, what's my play?

[neuroman]

also, no pictures, however I will appease you with these similarly chested girls:

[Lurker.]

wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

[whoisthedrizzle]

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

[neuroman]

Actually I only drove for ten minutes. I was cooking red beans and rice, I had to wait before I could leave.

[bmwguy525]

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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YA SRSLY f that

[Lurker.]

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

[ThaHammer]

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Actually I only drove for ten minutes. I was cooking red beans and rice, I had to wait before I could leave.

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Wouldn't want to let any of the costlier foods goto waste. I agree with your decision to miss sex for beans.

[neuroman]

I AM POOR, OK? THAT POT OF BEANS IS GOING TO FEED ME FOR WEEKS

[Lurker.]

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I AM POOR, OK? THAT POT OF BEANS IS GOING TO FEED ME FOR WEEKS

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