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Old 04-06-2007, 09:26 AM
Deveroast78 Deveroast78 is offline
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Default Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled it..

I didn't mean to, but here's how it went down.

NLHE $20 buy-in, 3 places pay, @22 entrants
around hand 20-25, this pot comes up:

"Bob" in big blind for BB (50 chips)
"Jane" in 4th pos. raises for about 250 total
I call in 8th pos. at 9-seat table (two tables total)

I hold: As-Qs

Flop: Ks-Js-Tc

"Bob" checks, "Jane" bets around 500 units/chips, I call w/ Broadway. Action back to "Bob" who folds.

Turn: Ts

I practically crap my pants at this point but keep my poker face steady. "Jane" bets right out, around 1K. I smooth-call (might have reraised here if I'd known what she had).

River: Blank (9c, if memory serves).

"Jane" moves in for about 2.5K more. I call. "Jane" flips over: Td-Th

She starts to pull the pot toward her. I am in slight shock (only been playing hold'em for a few months at this point, first time I ever got a Straight Flush, understand) and then FINALLY flip over my As-Qs and start raking in the chips closest to me. Kinda funny, she runs over to the other table where her boyfriend is sitting and confirms with him which hand beats which. I kinda felt sorry for the girl, but then again, that's poker.
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:27 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

beat: donkament chips
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:29 AM
PokerSoccer PokerSoccer is offline
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

after slowrolling u shuda just yelled "loloTRICKEDu, SHIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP IT B1TCH" and then done the thriller dance beside the table
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:49 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

Should have re-raised turn for sure.
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

SIIHP is obv the best river play here
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:21 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

yeah should've moonwalked across the room infront of her boyfriend
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Old 04-06-2007, 10:22 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

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yeah should've moonwalked across the room infront of her boyfriend

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no no, this is definately HAMMERTIME!
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:27 AM
Shaqalicious Shaqalicious is offline
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

wtf @ moonwalk?


do the worm FTW
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:35 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i'm at work crying laughing so hard. every line i have read in this thread has made me laugh harder and harder. "moonwalk" infront of the boyfriend. LOL
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Old 04-06-2007, 11:39 AM
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Default Re: Put the kibosh on quads w/ a royal, then accidentally slow-rolled

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yeah should've moonwalked across the room infront of her boyfriend

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doing the moonwalk in front of her boyfriend? Oh well, that's poker.
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