Asian Massage Parlor experience??

LocustHorde · #1 04-05-2007, 07:42 PM

Lately I've had some stiffness in my back that needs working on and although I've had massages from therapists at the local chiropractor's office, they tend to be quite unattractive to say the least. (the last one had false teeth and coke-bottle glasses)

Before I try one of these places out, I'm concerned about the possible ramifications.

1. is there a hidden camera inside these places, filming the sessions? It would really suck if my session was filmed, then broadcast over the net for all to see.

2. I've read of law enforcement busting these places. If I were in the middle of a session and Johnny Law barged in, could I possibly be in hot water with the law? Also should I simply plead the 5th or tell them I'm here strictly for a back rub?

3. I think it would be somewhat embarrassing if someone I knew saw me walking into one of these joints. Even a stranger who saw me walking in or out of one of these establishments would be embarrassing. An idea I had would be to park in a different parking lot and wear a hat and sunglasses so nobody would recognize me.

4. Are the gals working here doing this against her will in the form of international slavery? I am not fond of helping out Asian Mafia or organized crime in any form..

niss · #2 04-05-2007, 07:44 PM

Howard Beale, please report to the internet.

mbillie1 · #3 04-05-2007, 07:50 PM

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...part=1&vc=1

LocustHorde · #4 04-05-2007, 07:52 PM

holy smokes.. I guess I have some reading to do. I would have done a search, but didn't think there would have been a FAQ on massage parlors lol

mbillie1 · #5 04-05-2007, 07:53 PM

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holy smokes.. I guess I have some reading to do. I would have done a search, but didn't think there would have been a FAQ on massage parlors lol

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lol no sweat, Howard posts and you can probably just bump that thread if you have any Qs for him.

guids · #6 04-05-2007, 07:55 PM

woah woah woah, are you considering going to one becuase your back hurts?

cardcounter0 · #7 04-05-2007, 07:55 PM

1. Yes, there are hidden cameras. 50% of the content of the entire internet is films from inside massage parlors.
2. Stick with the "strictly for a back rub story", the police will be so flabbergasted with such an original story you will immediately be released.
3. Sounds like you should just stay home.
4. Yes, they are all drug addicted zombie slaves.

oddjob · #8 04-05-2007, 08:05 PM

i suggest wearing that fake eyeglass, nose and mustache thing. also a trenchcoat.

Howard Beale · #9 04-05-2007, 08:05 PM

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Howard Beale, please report to the internet.

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I've already handled a few of these by PM but I'm still available for those who want to make their business public.

LocustHorde · #10 04-05-2007, 08:14 PM

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woah woah woah, are you considering going to one becuase your back hurts?

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Yes, extreme stiffness in my back and other areas that need to be relieved.

In addition, my GF of 2 years left me 4 months ago, and I've been too busy and lazy to pursue another LTR. Actually it's nice not to have a ball and chain. But lately, (and I've only dated white gals) I've noticed the stunning beauty of some of these Asian ladies. Unfortunately, it seems there is some barrier to entry(no pun intended) for a white guy to date Asian gals- It seems that they tend to go with their own kind, unlike today's white woman