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03-13-2007, 10:40 PM
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because life tilt of all time and its @ BJ
So im sitting here trying to study for finals and decide to take a break and play some online black jack. I fire up the 10cent min bet with the max $20. My strategy (obv losing because its at blackjack) is to count how many hands i have played and the amount of times i have won. Logic behind that is that if my standing on winners/hands played is really small then I will slowly increase bets till the % is around the 47% that im supposed to be winning.
So I start out betting 10cents per hand and quickly lose the first 4/5. I up the bet to 40cents and lose a couple then the 2dollar bets start coming which then turn into 5&10 dollar bets. I bust the amount of money I brought to the table and my hand count was 27 hands lost in 32 hands played. I said "wow that was [censored] fast" so I open up the $2 min $200 max. I start right out with a 25 dollar bet...lose, $50...lose, $100...lose, $200...lose. At this point im shocked and just staring at the 21s the dealer keeps pulling. I sat down wanting to play a few hands and at most lose 5 bucks (my poker roll is relatively small). So I reload and fire out a $25 bet and win, $50...lose, im tilting REALLY [censored] hard right now and dont really realize wtf i am doing as I reload for more cash. I bet 200 right out and get 11 with dealer showing 6....dub that [censored] up bitch!!! i pull a 5 and dealer makes 21. I sit back and take a deep breath and blink a few times. I check my account and im down 1200+. Im a 100nl player and a loss of over a grand really stabbed me in the throat. So now im not thinking clearly at all and am ready to bust my roll at an online bj table. I fire up the some more cash and start spewing $50 bets right away and start winning. I bet $200...hit blackjack, blah blah blah i build my bj stack up to $1700 and check my cashier and it says i am up $20 for the session. The last hour of my life was a total blur and was definitely the biggest tilt/spew/wanting to rip my [censored] comp out of the wall that I have ever had. I will ship anyone my entire roll if they see me playing BJ online again. 
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#2
03-13-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: because life tilt of all time and its @ BJ
from the sound of it, if I see you playing bj again, there won't be a roll to ship... nice comeback.
oh yeah, tl; dr.
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#5
03-13-2007, 11:08 PM
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Re: because life tilt of all time and its @ BJ
hahah i love BJ stories
homeless people have crack, we have BJ
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#6
03-13-2007, 11:18 PM
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Re: because life tilt of all time and its @ BJ
i have done this 4 or 5 times losing my whole roll completly. the worst was the last one where i started betting 1 dollar then was betting the max 500. BJ is the devil
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#7
03-13-2007, 11:22 PM
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Re: because life tilt of all time and its @ BJ
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Any system but martingale is just asking for trouble. [/ QUOTE ] ya for sure. I thought about my strategy before playing and it makes sense that when you have lost 5 hands in a row the "chances" of you winning the next (odds are the same) is high. I figured Id want to get my big money in when my "chances" are greater. If I used the martingale sysem on this session I would have been busto at 12 hands. BJ sucks balls either way though. Oh ya...what does "tl;dr" or whatever mean?
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