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1) you are in bed with a girl and all youre thinking is "I got the nuts, im goin all in".
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eh ok? funny? noooooooot
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#3
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1) you are looking at porn and all youre thinking is "I got the nuts, im goin all in". -AMT and manchild next? [/ QUOTE ] |
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this story is gonna come off weird, but i think its interesting:
a little while ago i was really [censored] up... just weed and booze but i was really gone and tired at like 5am... i was banging this chick and would close my eyes and start thinking the sex was like a poker game... and then i would get really confused because i would be like how do i win? and then id snap out of it... this makes it sound like im a meth head, but its more like when youre having a conversation when youre really tired and you start half-dreaming and the two levels of conciousness kinda blend together... it was trippy. also, regarding purchasing things i always think of it in poker terms to make me feel better... like i want to buy a wii and im just like, meh, its just a squeeze or a raise and a c-bet... for this reason i buy a ton of dumb [censored]... |
#5
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Ur at a bar, buying tonnes of shots for random people standing near by, and just saying "who cares, it's just some american's money anyway."
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bigt,
I've never taken meth, but it sounds more like weed than meth. If you were REALLY confused, then it sounds like acid. AMT, It's because you are from Maryland. |
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this story is gonna come off weird, but i think its interesting: a little while ago i was really [censored] up... just weed and booze but i was really gone and tired at like 5am... i was banging this chick and would close my eyes and start thinking the sex was like a poker game... and then i would get really confused because i would be like how do i win? and then id snap out of it... this makes it sound like im a meth head, but its more like when youre having a conversation when youre really tired and you start half-dreaming and the two levels of conciousness kinda blend together... it was trippy. also, regarding purchasing things i always think of it in poker terms to make me feel better... like i want to buy a wii and im just like, meh, its just a squeeze or a raise and a c-bet... for this reason i buy a ton of dumb [censored]... [/ QUOTE ] ive had similar experiences on both accounts....and my mom is canadian. craaaazy |
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you know youre a poker player when.... you start calling your credit card's life insurance a rakeback.
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you have no respect for money whatsoever. you look at money as an endless supply of tokens in a token economy where the prizes are next to endless.
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I don't think I'm a poker player, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].
Yugoslav |
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