Newhizzle loses $50k in ultra high limit shuffleboard match

[Enon]

I had just finished some more overpriced crap food here at Atlantis when I run into hizzle, savagegamble, another live high limit grinder from commerce, tommyboy and monkdog from stars who are headed to the beach for some late night shuffleboard action.

I decide to change my reclusive plan of Sopranos in bed and join them in some degenerite sports gambling. I start off playing $10/point with monkdog and play like a total fish. Actually, he decided to let me off the hook for what was supposed to be a $20/point round since he's a nice guy.

I practice up and get a serious 16 rounds or so versus a similarly bad opponent, tommyboy for $10/point. I go on quick rush and I'm playing really calm. Every shot is slow and calculated, kinda like when I'm bowling. He then proceeds to go on huge rush and I go on some serious monkey tilt. I'm not joking. I was really pissed; hitting the brush with the stick and yelling. For a second there I saw fear in tommys eyes when he thought I might whack him next. Total shuffleboard loss for evening was about $1200. Losing that kinda money and then handing over the hundreds in person is much more painful than losing digital money.

Since I was preocupied with my match, I can't give a full account of the hizzle vs savagement match. What I can say for sure is that the betting escalated very quickly and ended at $500/point with another degen crossbooking hizzle's action for another $200/point. Each push of the disc would result in thousand dollar swings. All told I can confirm another 'bloodbath' for hizzle, one among many on this trip. What an 'animal'.

[daryn]

wow, i'm watching sopranos in the room too

[nutsflopper]

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I had just finished some more overpriced crap food here at Atlantis when I run into hizzle, savagegamble, another live high limit grinder from commerce, tommyboy and monkdog from stars who are headed to the beach for some late night shuffleboard action.

I decide to change my reclusive plan of Sopranos in bed and join them in some degenerite sports gambling. I start off playing $10/point with monkdog and play like a total fish. Actually, he decided to let me off the hook for what was supposed to be a $20/point round since he's a nice guy.

I practice up and get a serious 16 rounds or so versus a similarly bad opponent, tommyboy for $10/point. I go on quick rush and I'm playing really calm. Every shot is slow and calculated, kinda like when I'm bowling. He then proceeds to go on huge rush and I go on some serious monkey tilt. I'm not joking. I was really pissed; hitting the brush with the stick and yelling. For a second there I saw fear in tommys eyes when he thought I might whack him next. Total shuffleboard loss for evening was about $1200. Losing that kinda money and then handing over the hundreds in person is much more painful than losing digital money.

Since I was preocupied with my match, I can't give a full account of the hizzle vs savagement match. What I can say for sure is that the betting escalated very quickly and ended at $500/point with some another guy crossbooking hizzle's action for another $200/point. Each push of the disc would result in thousand dollar swings. All told I can confirm another 'bloodbath' for hizzle, one among many on this trip. What an 'addict'.

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[ofishstix]

Raptor just got back to this room, he an durrrr are up 4300 playing 100 a point (after being down 2600 in the first game[$6900 swing].) raptor had to comeback here b/c his gf was being sketched out by a bunch of poker players. durrrr still at it... details to follow "holla"

[fish2plus2]

what does sketched out mean?

[sublime]

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what does sketched out mean?

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bothered in white boy terms

[newhizzle]

actually the first night was more like 40k, like 35 to devmo, and like 5 to either casey or danny, just got bloodbathed again tonight for another 30 or 40k to durrrr and raptor and apathy, hasnt been a good trip so far at the shuffleboard tables, but i might have to stay another day to get even

[Phresh]

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but i might have to stay another day to get even

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Or cut your losses immediately since you're apparently terrible at shuffleboard. It's already cost you $80,000 and you didn't get anal.

[invisibleleadsoup]

wtf is shuffleboard?

[[Phill]]

To those who asked:

what does sketched out mean?

and

wtf is shuffleboard?

Let me introduce you to google.com. I didnt know the answer to either myself, now i do.