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Old 12-19-2006, 11:40 AM
Chomp Chomp is offline
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Can I ask you a quick question while you're here Brandi? What happened to all the money? The money that the Captain gave you from your bankroll? The money Doyle gave you? The money PG gave you?

How come you only have a handful of dollars left?

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Captain gave me 3k OF MY BANKROLL back. I used it for traveling expenses for me and my friend. That means flights, etc. Food and entertainment for the week in between Indiana and Foxwoods. My rent and phone bill. Hotel costs during that week. And also did some shopping. I bought a couple tops from Bebe, a Betsey Johnson dress and shoes, some under garments, and a bit of make up.

The money that Phil gave me went to rent, phone bill, and food for that month.

The money that Doyle gave me, helped me with rent. I also bought a coffeemaker, toaster, some dishes and utensils for my apartment, and a bathrobe. Besides that, I played with the rest... some cash and a couple satellites during Five Diamonds.

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Ok everyone. I am starting to suspect some serious levelling here.

Some undergarments? A toaster? "Entertainment"? A Betsey Johnson dress?

LMFAO. Marry me (and I don't think I'm joking).
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:41 AM
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Can I ask you a quick question while you're here Brandi? What happened to all the money? The money that the Captain gave you from your bankroll? The money Doyle gave you? The money PG gave you?

How come you only have a handful of dollars left?

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Captain gave me 3k OF MY BANKROLL back. I used it for traveling expenses for me and my friend. That means flights, etc. Food and entertainment for the week in between Indiana and Foxwoods. My rent and phone bill. Hotel costs during that week. And also did some shopping. I bought a couple tops from Bebe, a Betsey Johnson dress and shoes, some under garments, and a bit of make up.

The money that Phil gave me went to rent, phone bill, and food for that month.

The money that Doyle gave me, helped me with rent. I also bought a coffeemaker, toaster, some dishes and utensils for my apartment, and a bathrobe. Besides that, I played with the rest... some cash and a couple satellites during Five Diamonds.

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So you managed to piss away 6k in two weeks even though it was all the money you had to your name?

Forget the rest of the thread for now, do you see why with this kind of financial management you will never be a great poker player?
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:41 AM
TheDudeAbides TheDudeAbides is offline
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And also did some shopping. I bought a couple tops from Bebe, a Betsey Johnson dress and shoes, some under garments, and a bit of make up.


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Well at least you've got your priorities in order.
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:41 AM
Little_Luck Little_Luck is offline
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But how much did you win?
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:41 AM
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Just curious: if Mark had won the bet, what would he have gotten?

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LOLOLOLOL... I would have dressed up in a French maid's outfit and cleaned his house topless.
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:41 AM
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It's awkward writing but works the way it was intended.
Think "Even in a corolla, because of the fact we were going over 90 with the air conditioner on, it was impossible".

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Yea was pretty bad writing for sure, but you can deduce it because it would be inlogical to have a pro and a con between the 2 comma's, and seeing as "with air conditioner on" is a con for sure, its logical to assume she meant the "going over 90" as a con too.

Or am I totally mistaken here, english not my main lang...
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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Why is everyone acting like 3K is some huge amount of money and are amazed that it's gone?
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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Brandi,

Will you please list all of the poker players you've had sexual relationships with and rate them according to poker skill, hygiene and gullability.

Thanks
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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dude shes a woman, woman do things like this. its a mans world and this [censored] happens everyday...
that is all
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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told him that even in a Corolla, going over 90mph with the air conditioner on, it was impossible.

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Brandi, you know that speeding = higher RPMs and AC = higher RPMs which make your engine work harder which means burn MO GAS

Wow

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and thats also what she implies, reread dude

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that may be what she meant to imply, but if that's the case, she needs to learn how to write

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my 2 cents...

alot of cars are actually designed to operated more efficiently at higher rpms...3000 rpms is standard for engineering calculations...

Oh, I forgot this thread was not about cars..its about Vegas!

Chill brandi. Go Home. Water under the bridge baby. Try to find a career...

if not..try the dejavue in nashville. its an alright joint..I'll come by and drop a couple hundos on ya. You can make 12k in notime...[censored] poker for now. You'll never be able to play with all this turmoil in your life.

Vegas will kill u girl. be carefull..
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