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I didn’t want it to look creepy, so I quickly added some other people from school and even made up two or three other accounts to make it look like I had more friends. [/ QUOTE ] stopped here, the lameness was unbearable. |
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I think you should try and rape her. if kobe did it, why can't you? [/ QUOTE ] Plus, Kobe was on fire while he was on trial. If Op follows this advice, his school grades should improve. |
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you should eat her
it's a pretty good continuation of your awesome joke imo |
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I think you should try and rape her. if kobe did it, why can't you? [/ QUOTE ] LOL I thought he got acquitted. Anyway, I just thought of something else which may or may not be relevant. When I talked to her the first time after she laughed she sort of sat back and crossed her legs. I was reading something online about body language and it said that this is often a good sign that someone is interested in you if you are flirting with them? I don't know, I just want to have some sign that she likes me before moving forward. I've never really had a girlfriend before (one time freshman year I made out with a girl, but the next day she acted like it didn't happen and pretty much told me to stop bothering her) so I would very much like this to work. |
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tl;dr;siihp
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you should eat her it's a pretty good continuation of your awesome joke imo [/ QUOTE ] Haha. Maybe tomorrow in class I can tell her "man I'm all out of pens, maybe I should start eating body parts instead." This could be an opening to ask her out to a movie too, or maybe we could watch one at my place? I have 28 Days Later, so it would be sort of funny to tell her I eat people and then ask her to watch a zombie movie with me. I don't know, does that sound cool or lame? Also since she is religious she might not like those types of movies?? |
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Pretty solid joke imo. The "patheticness" made me lol.
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[x]EricW's new account.
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Wow, just.. Wow. Pls to be joking imo.
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[x]EricW's new account. [/ QUOTE ] Do I sound gay or something? I am 100% straight, in case it wasn't clear this is a girl I'm interested in. Also I just had another idea. She always eats lunch with the same group of girls at the same table, so I was thinking maybe one day I should go sit at that table before anyone gets there, and then when she gets there I can be like "oh hey, do you want me to move?" and she'll be like "no it's alright, why don't you eat with us". I think that sounds like a good idea, but do you also think I should have some paper and pens stuffed into my lunch bag just to continue our joke that I eat stationery? |
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