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Old 04-12-2006, 01:48 AM
JimHammer JimHammer is offline
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Default I donk goot

Doing this from memory since I forgot the hand #.

Bodog poker 2/4 blinds, 5 players

Hero has 63 os in the big blind

UTG (maniac) raises, three flolds, I complete.

Flop: 44K rainbow - I bet, UTG calls

Turn: 7 - I bet, UGT raises, I call

River: 5 - I check, UGT bets, I raise, UGT calls

I have no idea what UTG has, but my straight takes it.

UGT launches into a profanity laden tirade.

UGT leaves table.
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Old 04-12-2006, 01:48 AM
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Default Re: I donk goot

-nh
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:00 AM
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Default Re: I donk goot

i dont get it
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:32 AM
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Default Re: I donk goot

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i dont get it

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Hero plays like normal retard you hate, hero wins pot.
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:56 AM
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UGT launches into a profanity laden tirade.

UGT leaves table.

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I feel bad for UGT. And Heor, you suck.
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Old 04-12-2006, 01:05 PM
JimHammer JimHammer is offline
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Default Re: I donk goot

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UGT launches into a profanity laden tirade.

UGT leaves table.

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I feel bad for UGT. And Heor, you suck.

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I had been playing pretty tight and this kid was raising my BB all the time. I was trying to make a play on the flop. And I was about to apologize for my suckout when I see "U suk f'ag" in the chatbox, soon to be followed a few more choice phrases.

I've been on the wrong end of 100 times as many beats as I've dished out. But I don't feel bad for the 14 year old kids who type crap like this every time they lose a pot - bad beat or not.
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