Need Dead Baby Jokes NOW!!!!

Dynamic · #1 03-26-2006, 06:48 PM

Hook me up.

A few favorites...(answers in white below)
- What's the difference between a 100 dead babies and a corvette?
 I don't have a corvette in my garage. 

-How do you make a dead baby float?
 Two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

Duff · #2 03-26-2006, 06:50 PM

What's red and pink and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.

surfinillini · #3 03-26-2006, 06:50 PM

What's funnier than a dead baby?

...a dead baby in a clown suit

Synur · #4 03-26-2006, 07:09 PM

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What's funnier than a dead baby?

...a dead baby in a clown suit 

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What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?

A dead baby in a clown suit sitting next to a retarded baby.

pr0crast · #5 03-26-2006, 07:17 PM

You know, there are websites for stuff like this? Like http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com/. Google is your friend.

Villainaire · #6 03-26-2006, 07:20 PM

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off its head. 

What's the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of dead babies?

 You can't unload the bricks with a pitchfork.

rbenuck4 · #7 03-26-2006, 07:22 PM

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

 I don't cum on an apple before taking a bite out of it.

T.J. Combo · #8 03-26-2006, 07:23 PM

Q: How do you give a dead baby an erection?
A:Right in the ass. 

Q: What's blue and orange and found at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A dead baby with it's floaties slashed.

Alobar · #9 03-26-2006, 09:16 PM

Whats 18" long and keeps women up all night screaming?
 crib death 

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
 you cant have sex with a rock 

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
 It depends on how hard you thow them

Brainwalter · #10 03-26-2006, 09:18 PM

What do you get when you shove a knife up a baby's ass?
An erection.

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