SUPER-hot russian girl works down the hall from me...I have ZERO game

[ilovebadbeats]

...HELP!

This girl is so hot that I can't even look at her for more than 3 seconds or
I fall over b/c all the blood rushes out of my legs and my brain stops working, I lose the ability to speak and basically nut in my pants and fall over (and
lose consciousness shortly thereafter).

I mean she is that hot. I've been friends with some smoking girls before, but this girl is beyond all description of hottness.
She's got the looks, and wears the tightest sexiest clothes, and has an russian accent that is incredible.
Old guys with weak hearts are
in real danger of
looking at her and dropping dead right on the spot.
And she has this walk
that when you look at her strut her stuff if God took you right then and there,
you'd be a happy man and at peace with you life and your existence and purpose in this world.

As it turns out, I went to college with her and although we weren't friends there, we recognize each other and kinda halfheartedly say say "Hi"
to each other in the hallways on the rare instances we walk past each other
(but I have ZERO game - under normal circumstances - and b/c she is so
"on-fire" incredibly hot I have NEGATIVE game) - so I don't strike up a conversation,
ever
though she seems real friendly and is probably thinking - "Why doesn't he talk to me? Is he gay?"

But, like I said, the 3 second rule is in effect - 3 seconds into the conversation I'd nut in my pants and fall over...

I need help. I have to talk to her, try to ask her out, and if she says "no," at least
we can become "friends" on speaking terms, etc. and occasionally chat by the watercooler, etc.

Need help - someone with game help me!

[Shajen]

Russian girls (especially hot ones!) love a man who isn't afraid to crop dust them.

Trust me on this.

[GambleGamble]

Throw back a Vicodin with some whisky and once you mellow out say hey baby in your best KGB voice...she will melt...

Seriously though...
Confidence Confidence Confidence.....you have to act like shes absolutely of no interest to you sexually, just chat like you would one of your friends ugly girlfriends.

If you are that nervous go in with a plan, know what you will say, what topic you will discuss, how you expect her to answer and come with responses, get 3-4 steps ahead in the conversation but pay attention and ALWAYS LOOK EYE no where else, make sure you smirk a little too...Smirks are way better then kool-aid smiles, or you could just act like a jackass around her and never see if theres a chance...pussy


and this thread is worthless without pics

[ilovebadbeats]

I don't have any pics...

I kinda figured It's painfully obvious I have to start up a conversation with her...Is asking her out right away (the first time we really
speak a good idea or a stupid one...). Should I express my interest right away or
just say "Hi" and let her know I work down the hall (which she already knows), just kinda introduce myself, etc.
(that way, the next time we run into each other the first interaction/conversation will be behind us...and it will be easier to talk...)

How about lines? Should I say, "You went to [my college] didn't you? I thought I recognized you!" (or is this chessy...)

Should I ask her how she likes her job here or something? And get into all
talking about work/the job? (don't girls want to know that you're interested in them?)

She smokes and goes out for smoke breaks evry now and then...should I ask her if she wants to go out for a smoke? (or is this bad...)
(note: I don't smoke...)

Should I just wait for our paths to cross in the hallway or should I blatently
walk right up to her desk and say Hi?
(note:
risk of co-worker ridicule is high making this move, as there would be about 6-8 other people within earshot around her desk...mostly other (older) women...)

(needless to say, before I do any of the above I am going to have to drug myself up heavily with stimulants/depressants, etc. to numb my responses/sense of reality).

[Bluffoon]

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I don't have any pics...

I kinda figured It's painfully obvious I have to start up a conversation with her...Is asking her out right away (the first time we really

speak a good idea or a stupid one...). Should I express my interest right away or
just say "Hi" and let her know I work down the hall (which she already knows), just kinda introduce myself, etc.
(that way, the next time we run into each other the first interaction/conversation will be behind us...and it will be easier to talk...)

How about lines? Should I say, "You went to [my college] didn't you? I thought I recognized you!" (or is this chessy...)

Should I ask her how she likes her job here or something? And get into all
talking about work/the job? (don't girls want to know that you're interested in them?)

She smokes and goes out for smoke breaks evry now and then...should I ask her if she wants to go out for a smoke? (or is this bad...)
(note: I don't smoke...)

Should I just wait for our paths to cross in the hallway or should I blatently
walk right up to her desk and say Hi?
(note:
risk of co-worker ridicule is high making this move, as there would be about 6-8 other people within earshot around her desk...mostly other (older) women...)

(needless to say, before I do any of the about I am going to have to drug myself up heavily with stimulants/depressants, etc. to numb my responses/sense of reality).

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I like the smoking angle. Ask her if she wants to go for a smoke and then when you get out there and she asks you why you arent smoking tell her you dont smoke.

[GambleGamble]

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I don't have any pics...

I kinda figured It's painfully obvious I have to start up a conversation with her...Is asking her out right away (the first time we really

speak a good idea or a stupid one...). Should I express my interest right away or
just say "Hi" and let her know I work down the hall (which she already knows), just kinda introduce myself, etc.
(that way, the next time we run into each other the first interaction/conversation will be behind us...and it will be easier to talk...)

How about lines? Should I say, "You went to [my college] didn't you? I thought I recognized you!" (or is this chessy...)

Should I ask her how she likes her job here or something? And get into all
talking about work/the job? (don't girls want to know that you're interested in them?)

She smokes and goes out for smoke breaks evry now and then...should I ask her if she wants to go out for a smoke? (or is this bad...)
(note: I don't smoke...)

Should I just wait for our paths to cross in the hallway or should I blatently
walk right up to her desk and say Hi?
(note:
risk of co-worker ridicule is high making this move, as there would be about 6-8 other people within earshot around her desk...mostly other (older) women...)

(needless to say, before I do any of the about I am going to have to drug myself up heavily with stimulants/depressants, etc. to numb my responses/sense of reality).

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I like the smoking angle. Ask her if she wants to go for a smoke and then when you get out there and she asks you why you arent smoking tell her you dont smoke.

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Its a good approach as she will hopefully not think you are insane for asking her to smoke, yet not smoking. Maybe she will get the "suddle"ness of your attempt and have mercy on you....but if you do manage to get her outside, you better be [censored] witty and awesome.....and its alwasy a good idea to ask what there plans our this weekend, tomorrow, tonight etc...just to get an idea of what future asking out approach you are going to unless you sack up and when see says Im not doing anything then mention something interesting and see if she would be interested

[Tru]

"I like the smoking angle. Ask her if she wants to go for a smoke and then when you get out there and she asks you why you arent smoking tell her you dont smoke."

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Best advice yet. Seriously.

[Blarg]

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I don't have any pics...

I kinda figured It's painfully obvious I have to start up a conversation with her...Is asking her out right away (the first time we really

speak a good idea or a stupid one...). Should I express my interest right away or
just say "Hi" and let her know I work down the hall (which she already knows), just kinda introduce myself, etc.
(that way, the next time we run into each other the first interaction/conversation will be behind us...and it will be easier to talk...)

How about lines? Should I say, "You went to [my college] didn't you? I thought I recognized you!" (or is this chessy...)

Should I ask her how she likes her job here or something? And get into all
talking about work/the job? (don't girls want to know that you're interested in them?)

She smokes and goes out for smoke breaks evry now and then...should I ask her if she wants to go out for a smoke? (or is this bad...)
(note: I don't smoke...)

Should I just wait for our paths to cross in the hallway or should I blatently
walk right up to her desk and say Hi?
(note:
risk of co-worker ridicule is high making this move, as there would be about 6-8 other people within earshot around her desk...mostly other (older) women...)

(needless to say, before I do any of the about I am going to have to drug myself up heavily with stimulants/depressants, etc. to numb my responses/sense of reality).

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I like the smoking angle. Ask her if she wants to go for a smoke and then when you get out there and she asks you why you arent smoking tell her you dont smoke.

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This would be hilarious. Then ask her to come boating with you, and when you get down to the pier tell her you don't have a boat.

[rwanger]

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I don't have any pics...

I kinda figured It's painfully obvious I have to start up a conversation with her...Is asking her out right away (the first time we really
speak a good idea or a stupid one...). Should I express my interest right away or
just say "Hi" and let her know I work down the hall (which she already knows), just kinda introduce myself, etc.
(that way, the next time we run into each other the first interaction/conversation will be behind us...and it will be easier to talk...)

How about lines? Should I say, "You went to [my college] didn't you? I thought I recognized you!" (or is this chessy...)

Should I ask her how she likes her job here or something? And get into all
talking about work/the job? (don't girls want to know that you're interested in them?)

She smokes and goes out for smoke breaks evry now and then...should I ask her if she wants to go out for a smoke? (or is this bad...)
(note: I don't smoke...)

Should I just wait for our paths to cross in the hallway or should I blatently
walk right up to her desk and say Hi?
(note:
risk of co-worker ridicule is high making this move, as there would be about 6-8 other people within earshot around her desk...mostly other (older) women...)

(needless to say, before I do any of the above I am going to have to drug myself up heavily with stimulants/depressants, etc. to numb my responses/sense of reality).

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So, what you're telling me is that you basically know EXACTLY what you need to do, you just don't have the balls to do it, right? (I'd leave out the smoking thing if you don't smoke though)

Just chat her up here and there. There is no downside. Even if things don't eventually work out with her, the upside is you can stop obsessing about it.

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I don't have any pics...

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You Suck.