"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

Kumubou · #1 03-07-2006, 01:32 PM

...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Heroine bets, Button raises, SB folds, Heroine 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Heroine bets, Button raises, Heroine 3-bets, Button caps, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below: 
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB. 

....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K

V4P · #2 03-07-2006, 01:36 PM

How big was the jackpot when this happened?

Kumubou · #3 03-07-2006, 01:38 PM

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How big was the jackpot when this happened?

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Just under $110,000; so I would have been due roughly $38,500. Hardly life-changing, but for someone who normally does not gamble with nearly that much money, it still sucks ass.

-K

mlagoo · #4 03-07-2006, 01:44 PM

that is seriously [censored] brutal. my sympathies. $38k for a 2/4 player is a shitton of money. ouch.

yvesaint · #5 03-07-2006, 01:44 PM

so this is like a 1 outer for 38k.

wow

GoblinMason (Craig) · #6 03-07-2006, 01:52 PM

Worst 2/4 beat ever.

twoakers · #7 03-16-2006, 09:36 PM

I will try to never bitch again. Never had anything close to this huge bone job.

Riddick · #8 03-18-2006, 01:21 AM

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so this is like a 1 outer for 38k.

wow

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jjpregler · #9 03-21-2006, 01:00 PM

This is still a bad beat, but you guys are all missing the cards, the villain had the straight flush on the turn! The Qc on the river is just an extra dagger. PF the villain had two outs for the open ended straight flush and 7 more outs for outs for a flush draw.

Heavytravel · #10 07-06-2006, 12:09 PM

See my post, "What Are the Odds". After seeing your post I'm hesitant (to say the least) of playing on that site again.
So, whatever the odds in a true mathematical sense, I suspect one would have a better chance of being eaten by a shark in Kansas than both of us taking this kind of beat on the same site!