brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho

hoyasaxa · #1 10-08-2007, 01:27 PM

Just started seeing this girl on friday. We have had sex 7 times since then. Its not that the sex is bad, its average. Its just that I havent slept in two days. And last night, she insisted on staying over, even though I told her I had a ton of work to do today and that I wanted to get started early.

I am, however, going to set a personal record for number of times gotten laid in one week in all likelyhood.

brag: way more sex than I can handle
beat: no sleep/going to fail school
variance: shes my friends ex

DING-DONG YO · #2 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

variance: Its not that the sex is bad, its average.

You'll tire of bangin her in less than a week.

Perplexity · #3 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

WWOP

absoludicrous · #4 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

Bang your friend too. Oh wait, you pretty much are.

Smell The Glove · #5 10-08-2007, 01:31 PM

send her to my house

Irish Mafia · #6 10-08-2007, 05:24 PM

pics?

prodonkey · #7 10-08-2007, 05:26 PM

U should get hit by a train for doing your friends ex.

4_2_it · #8 10-08-2007, 01:29 PM

I'm sure goofyballer can write a letter to help rid you of this problem.

mbillie1 · #9 10-08-2007, 01:45 PM

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lol nice

React1oN · #10 10-08-2007, 06:29 PM

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lol nice

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Also,
Brag: Unlimited sex
Beat: You'll be tired after a few days.