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10-06-2007, 10:54 PM
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It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
So I played football in college, I got hurt and couldn't play anymore. I quit working out all together and all my muscle turned to fat. I kept eating and my weight balooned up to around 300lbs. I haven't had a date in a few YEARS because I was a fat, sad sack of [censored]. I started reading 2+2 and Dids inspired me to lose weight.
I made a New Year's resolution to get in shape and have been doing well. I've lost 4 and 1/2 inches off my waist and I'm starting to not be so fat anymore. Tonight I go to a party an old friend is having. His girlfriend intoduces me to a cute single girl and I attempt to throw down my non-existant game. Things are going pretty well at first. We are chatting it up when this happens. ME: So I know (host of party) from way back. He and I actually went to elementary school together. HER: Oh that's funny. When I was in middle school we used to meet sneak out and meet boys at that elementary school. ME: That's so weird. I go up there to try and cruise for chicks hanging out at the swing set all the time. Ha ha. HER: Uh....awesome... *Akward silence* WHAT THE [censored] IS WRONG WITH ME??? I think I was born without that filter that tells you what not to say to girls. Is there any hope for me BBB4L? 
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#3
10-06-2007, 11:04 PM
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Re: It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
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She sounds like a bitch, that was an awesome line. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously if a girl doesnt laugh at that or get turned on then shes not worth it anyway.
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10-06-2007, 11:20 PM
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Re: It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
dude that was a a badass line for sure, u just got the cooler of bitches
and also "in the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake" what??!?!?!
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#8
10-06-2007, 11:24 PM
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Re: It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
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dude that was a a badass line for sure, u just got the cooler of bitches and also "in the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake" what??!?!?! [/ QUOTE ] quote is wrong, its "in the poker game of life, women are the rake and pussy is the rakeback"
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#9
10-07-2007, 12:17 AM
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Re: It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
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[ QUOTE ] dude that was a a badass line for sure, u just got the cooler of bitches and also "in the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake" what??!?!?! [/ QUOTE ] quote is wrong, its "in the poker game of life, women are the rake and pussy is the rakeback" [/ QUOTE ] dude this is my new quote for life
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#10
10-07-2007, 01:22 AM
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Re: It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.
[x] OP sounds like a pedo for the swingset remark, good luck finding women who are turned on by this.
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