rel: Grimstarr

bboy_ · #1 10-02-2007, 12:36 AM

bored, stoned, felt like flowin, yo

i call it

I'ma Steal Yo Blind, Bitch!
(A tribute to the life and times of teh Grimstarr)

since day one when MrsGrimstarr shortstacked me out in that grease factory
so unsatisfactory, immediately [censored] where i slept never thought it would come back to me
obv the coolest kid, as a youngster, everyone wanted to be like lil james g
"queen" of the school, although nobody was cool enough to actually hang with me
the first day of high school finally came out, quick to the chase i was runnin my mouth
even shouted down a kid in a wheelchair, facially frankensteined with acne, caused him to pout
one foxxxy lady, a real knockout, said hey jimmy g! i like your style we should hang out!
looked her straight in the eye, laughed in her face, bitch that aint my style ima sit this one out

with no need for intoduction, a flawed prodigy was born
facing no obstructions, on party, a path to the top was sworn
ignoring critical construction, these pros cant tell me nothing i dont know
they all destructive, swearing by their lifestyles of hookers and blow
striving need for your attention, with mild success, at least i got something to show
but little did i know, a rise to the top of this mountain of snow, wouldnt be so far
high stakes poker aint so hard, j77 and slowrolls, bitches, is who i are
should have slowed down and stayed off the radar but still cant settle for par
its a bit bizarre raisin the bar too quick can leave a loaded scar
but the little voice in my head just kept singing GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR!!!

living the life, 19 year old millionaire, damn, today everything is great
no one can debate, throw some chips innately in the pot when positions late
searching for that soulmate, but proactive plain aint reactin, still no sexual relations to this date
cant socially relate, still life is great, wake up, fire up 8 tables and masturbate
still life is great, wake up, fire up 8 tables and masturbate
still life is great, wake up, fire up 8 tables and masturbate
thine eyes fixate and locate the box from dominoes, pizza i just ate, face elates
still irate with that manly hunger, of the straight, for sex, dreamin of datin, just so i can rape
at least everyone can relate, oh wait, ...they cant... at least i can open up 2p2 and menstruate

at least god gave me style, god gave me grace
at least god baked this pizza on my face
at least my face still shines like the sun, sure
at least i play my blind better than stevie won-der
at least i had it all at one time
at least it all came crashing down in due time
at least grimstarr, is grimstarr's, saviour
at least i cant beat baby stakes anymore
at least that hooker only gave me herpes
at least on my face that might not be acne
at least somehow i can no longer endow
at least i was once the cats meow
at least AQo is still teh nuts somehow
at least bought that gun and the bullets i might put them to use now