Resume I recieved today

[TripSearching]

I received a resume from a person looking for a job today. Here is what it said for his most recent job (this is not a joke):

Experience:

Poker Professional – LG Poker, LLC – Marlboro, NJ Jan. 2006 – Present
In this role the Poker Professional enters tournaments both on-line and live in an attempt to successfully defeat all other competitors.
• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006
• Competed in World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, NV in June 2006
• Won 16 tournaments since January 2006
• Invited to international competitions in five countries.


The applicants initials are LG. He graduated college in 2005 and had a full time job until he joined LG Poker LLC in 2006.

Brag: none
Beat: This guy has been invited to five countries to compete internationally, I have only been to Mexico, USA and Canada. None of these visits were for international competitions.
Variance: The life an MTT professional and his limited liability company.

[DING-DONG YO]

Don't be too hard on yourself with the beat there. I guess poker hasn't been too good to him or he wouldn't be looking for a job.

[diddyeinstein]

Play him heads up for a job.

[2/325Falcon]

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• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006

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[x]but how much did you lose?

[miajag]

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• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006


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wow this guy must be good

[wmonfor]

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• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006


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so you can legitimately ask him, "but how much did you lose?"

[KidNotor]

[x] I'm a business, man.

[DannyOcean_]

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[x] I'm a business, man.

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noob has talent

I lol'ed

[AbreuTime]

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• Grossed over 100K in winnings since January 2006

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BUT HOW MUCH DID HE LOSE?

[Gonso]

lol @ gross winnings in poker...

Guy who wrote the resume is certainly an idiot and probably FOS, obviously a sole proprietership not an LLC.

Bring him in