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With that damn Asian thread. You had to post pics of that first girl in the green bikini. As I Googled her and almost got off my Mom came in the door. I closed that page so damn quick and put my arm down on my dick real quick. I had my arm across my pants sitting sorta awkwardly. Thank Jesus I had just put a sweater on. She woulda noticed easily if I just had a tee shirt on. My life flashed in front of me. Now I really wonder what it would be like if I was caught. Anyone ever been caught, what happened? Holy hell am I relieved, well I wasnt relieved but now I am relieved if you know what I mean?
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Brag: Mom caught you jerking off.
Beat: She pretended not to notice. Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad. |
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Brag: Mom caught you jerking off. Beat: She pretended not to notice. Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad. [/ QUOTE ] I think you have your brags and beats messed up. |
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Brag: Mom caught you jerking off. Beat: She pretended not to notice. Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad. [/ QUOTE ] This is the god-danged truth son |
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Brag: Mom caught you jerking off. Beat: You live in the garage. Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Listen, your mom knows you jerk off and she knew that you were jerking off right before she came in. No worries, your mom jerks your dad off while he watches porn so it's all good...
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lock your door?
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yeah i'm sure she had no idea what was going on
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An Albanian fishmonger set fire to his van in a burst of anger after the national soccer team lost to the visiting Dutch side, and firefighters failed to extinguish the blaze because someone had stolen their water. Vilson Alushi had vowed to burn his fish-delivery van if Albania failed to win against the Netherlands on Wednesday . . . Alushi duly doused his car with gasoline in the center of the southern town of Delvine and watched indifferently as his friends alerted the firefighters, newspapers reported. They arrived promptly on the scene and unreeled the hose, only to find it was dry. It seems that residents living near the fire station had drained the tank to help them cope with Albania's chronic water shortage.
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Down in Albion...
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