Beat: GF breaks up with me and bangs other guy

dhg223 · #1 09-11-2007, 11:53 PM

So my gf of three years told me two weeks ago that she had made out with 2 other guys recently and I flipped out and didn't talk to her for a week. Then I saw her and we broke up. We had broken up before for short amounts of time but this was the big one.

So I, having intimate knowledge of her facebook password, obv. spy on her and find out she's [censored] some guy from a bar that she always hang out at now.

What do I do BBV?

As is BBV custom, she is on the left. And no that's not the guy. It's just some clown who wanted a free red bull. Can't blame him. I want one too.

Beat: Cheated on
Brag: More time for poker
Variance: masturbation?

Stoneflip · #2 09-11-2007, 11:54 PM

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What do I do BBV?

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Find a new girl.

Himself · #3 09-11-2007, 11:56 PM

Have sex with all her friends. And poop in her toilet, but you know, not in the bowl.

mbillie1 · #4 09-11-2007, 11:57 PM

Message her guy friend(s) on Facebook from her account. Tell him she has herpes and he needs to go get tested.

mbillie1 · #5 09-12-2007, 12:02 AM

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Message her guy friend(s) on Facebook from her account. Tell him she has herpes and he needs to go get tested.

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quoting myself for the best advice offered so far

HighandDry · #6 09-12-2007, 12:04 AM

There is absolutely no reason as to why you shouldn't post naked pics of ex.

4ObliVioN4 · #7 09-12-2007, 12:08 AM

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Message her guy friend(s) on Facebook from her account. Tell him she has herpes and he needs to go get tested.

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winnar!

Weir · #8 09-12-2007, 12:13 AM

after you are done [censored] her mom, and you are done messaging all her guy friends about the herp, [censored] the new boyfriend ahhahahahaa what?

johnnylovescandy · #9 09-12-2007, 12:13 AM

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Message her guy friend(s) on Facebook from her account. Tell him she has herpes and he needs to go get tested.

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This might even be true. But new guy won't trust warning from x sent on her acct. New guy might not bang her anyway and just spreads rumors she got herpes from OP, then horny OP never gets laid by campus chicks again...

mbillie1 · #10 09-12-2007, 12:16 AM

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Message her guy friend(s) on Facebook from her account. Tell him she has herpes and he needs to go get tested.

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This might even be true. But new guy won't trust warning from x sent on her acct. New guy might not bang her anyway and just spreads rumors she got herpes from OP, then horny OP never gets laid by campus chicks again...

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New guy is banging her. And guys who bang chicks who have herpes don't generally spread that around. It is the correct play.