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Got dealt QQ three times. All three times someone else had AA or KK.
Went all in with KK against some mongoloid who called me with J9s. Flop comes Jxx, turn J, and river a J just to ice the [censored] cake. Got AA four times in a 3 hour session! Whee! Except that ALL FOUR SYPHILITIC CUNTING TIMES PEOPLE CALL ME WITH LOWER PAIRS AND FLOP/TURN THEIR [censored] SETS OR FULL LITTLE HOUSES ON THE BUBONIC PLAGUE RIDDEN PRAIRIE Flopped a straight once. Someone rivered a flush. He then reported me to fulltilt because I typed "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET" into the chatbox. And just now, in the BB, I got AA AGAIN - and everyone folded round to me. My first ever 3 buyin downswing. If fulltilt had a pet cat I'd kill it. |
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what if it winked, hmm?
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this happens to me like erry day
good call on lotion in the basket though |
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you have never had a 3 buyin downswing? do you realize that for the majority of all players +-3 buyin days are standard...
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I just had a nice evening on fulltilt [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Got AA four times in a 3 hour session! Whee! Except that ALL FOUR SYPHILITIC CUNTING TIMES PEOPLE CALL ME WITH LOWER PAIRS AND FLOP/TURN THEIR [censored] SETS OR FULL LITTLE HOUSES ON THE BUBONIC PLAGUE RIDDEN PRAIRIE [/ QUOTE ] standard |
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LOL 3 buyins hahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah!
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3 buyin downswing, lol.
You have a cat avatar and less than 200 posts for a reason. |
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