Brag: I has company

[TeeJayOrTJ]

So this girl I used to hookup with back in the day who moved away around a year ago was in town for the weekend. She wanted to come visit me on monday night and take me to dinner (my bday was over the weekend). So when this girl comes over she decides to sweep and mop my floors. She then does all my laundry and cleans my sheets and makes my bed. My room is now spotless.

She then takes me to an awesome steak house (Abe&Louis) and pays the 200 dollar tab. I of course got a BJ when we got home too.

That's how I roll.

Beat: She is not that hot
Variance: She is in love with me, I don't feel the same at all.

Edit: Picture of us from last year.

[skindog]

NH, sir. I've got the same thing, and I always feel bad when it comes up. I guess BJ>conscience.

[jfish]

youre a pimp tj you know that.

[shootaa]

tell her she can be your sugar momma, girls love that.

[Bakes]

I dono bro, if you can teach her to grind Cake then she sounds like a Keeper to me.

[skindog]

Bakes, what is that avatar? It is hilarious/mildly disturbing at the same time

[TheJokerIsWild]

The pain of having to eventually tell her you don't like her that way and blow her off will be much greater than the pleasure of all the chit she did for you. This is especially true because she semms like a cool girl and you will feel really bad.

[thac]

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Bakes, what is that avatar? It is hilarious/mildly disturbing at the same time

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=hXOfWwb6si8

[The B]

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Beat: She is not that hot


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let 2p2 be the judge of that slugger

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[icanseeyourcards]

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Beat: She is not that hot


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let 2p2 be the judge of that slugger

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