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BEAT: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova and pics of hawt tennis player, too bad she's not a screamer |
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
chances of this being legit?
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
never really liked that guy until now
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
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She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ [/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex. ~Mike |
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
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[ QUOTE ] She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ [/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex. ~Mike [/ QUOTE ] actually, it sounds like u do DUCY?> |
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
she moaned like a humpback whale for me.
but, then again, I BRING THE DICK BABY!!!!1!!! |
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ [/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex. ~Mike [/ QUOTE ] actually, it sounds like u do DUCY?> [/ QUOTE ] She was reading/watching TV obv. ~Mike |
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
Source of quote in OP?
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
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[ QUOTE ] She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ [/ QUOTE ] LMAO. Sounds like he sucks at sex. ~Mike [/ QUOTE ] He probably needs to work on making his penis bigger. |
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Re: Beat: Maria Sharapova a Frigid Biatch (w/PICS)
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never really liked that guy until now [b]i completely hate him. [/ QUOTE ] |
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