A series of unfortunate events

HedonismBot · #1 08-18-2007, 02:03 AM

From today

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SB ($729)
BB ($662.90)
Hero ($1716.85)
MP ($551)
Button ($694.25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, Button raises to $84, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1716.85, Button calls $610.25 (All-In).

Flop: ($1397.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1397.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1397.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1397.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd Kh (two pair, kings and queens).
Button has Ad 2d (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Button wins $1397.50. Hero wins $1022.60. 

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Button ($660.75)
SB ($752.40)
Hero ($651)
UTG ($736.75)
MP ($193.40)
CO ($1073)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $18, Button calls $18, 1 fold, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($57) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $36, CO raises to $90, Button folds, Hero raises to $234, CO raises to $1055, Hero calls $399 (All-In).

Turn: ($1323) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1323) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1323

Results in white below: 
Hero has 8s Qs (three of a kind, eights).
CO has 7c 8c (full house, eights full of sevens).
Outcome: CO wins $1745. 

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UTG ($728.05)
Hero ($600)
CO ($591)
Button ($822.80)
SB ($626.60)
BB ($621)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $24, Hero raises to $84, 4 folds, UTG calls $60.

Flop: ($177) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $96, UTG raises to $644.05, Hero calls $420 (All-In).

Turn: ($1209) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1209) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1209

Results in white below: 
UTG has Qc Qs (three of a kind, queens).
Hero has Kh Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $1337.05. 

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Hero ($723.85)
SB ($598.65)
BB ($593.25)
UTG ($276.15)
MP ($1211.65)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, BB raises to $80, Hero raises to $723.85, BB calls $513.25 (All-In).

Flop: ($1189.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1189.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1189.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $1189.50

Results in white below: 
BB has Kd Ad (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ac Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $1189.50. Hero wins $130.60. 

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Hero ($902.60)
SB ($331.45)
BB ($555.15)
UTG ($69.30)
MP ($786)
CO ($855.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $69.3, 2 folds, Hero calls $69.30, SB calls $66.30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($213.90) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($213.90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $78, Hero raises to $300, SB calls $184.15 (All-In).

River: ($738.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $776.05

Results in white below: 
SB has 4c 4h (four of a kind, fours).
UTG has 5h 2d (one pair, fours).
Hero has 7d 7h (full house, sevens full of fours).
Outcome: SB wins $738.20. Hero wins $37.85. 

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MP ($231.70)
CO ($303.40)
Hero ($1633.35)
SB ($851.95)
BB ($569.30)
UTG ($660.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $6, MP calls $6, CO calls $6, Hero raises to $36, 2 folds, UTG calls $30, MP folds, CO calls $30.

Flop: ($123) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets $76, UTG calls $76, CO raises to $152, Hero calls $76, UTG calls $76.

Turn: ($579) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, CO bets $115.4 (All-In), Hero calls $115.40, UTG folds.

River: ($0) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $809.80

Results in white below: 
CO has 9d 9h (full house, nines full of tens).
Hero has Qs Js (straight, king high).
Outcome: CO wins $809.80. 

And this one which won't convert

POKERSTARS GAME #xxxxxxx: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/08/17 - 23:41:41 (ET)
Table 'Nymphe' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: Force O Will ($1303.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Dallas Rob ($474 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: NNCC ($708 in chips)
Dallas Rob: posts small blind $3
Hero: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qd Kd]
NNCC: folds
Force O Will: folds
Dallas Rob: calls $3
Hero: raises $18 to $24
Dallas Rob: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jh 9h]
Dallas Rob: checks
Hero: bets $36
Dallas Rob: raises $246 to $282
Hero: raises $294 to $576 and is all-in
Dallas Rob: calls $168 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Kc Jh 9h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jh 9h 8c] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dallas Rob: shows [Ks 6s] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Hero: mucks hand
Dallas Rob collected $946 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $948 | Rake $2
Board [Kc Jh 9h 8c 6h]
Seat 3: Force O Will (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Dallas Rob (small blind) showed [Ks 6s] and won ($946) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 5: Hero (big blind) mucked [Qd Kd]
Seat 6: NNCC folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Plus a bunch of coolers and other running bad which is boring

whiffer1983 · #2 08-18-2007, 02:06 AM

damn i feel bad 4 u, u'll bounce back, these are pretty dirty

DopamineRelease · #3 08-18-2007, 02:12 AM

Wow sick coolers, what was the damage?

fozzy71 · #4 08-18-2007, 02:30 AM

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mlane · #5 08-18-2007, 03:01 AM

This is the first one of these threads that is actually not some guy shoving a/a in really bad spots and calling it running bad. You deserve the "I"M RUNNING LIKE TOTAL NOT GOOD" award.

SneakyFerret · #6 08-18-2007, 03:07 AM

megastandard

EvanJC · #7 08-18-2007, 03:07 AM

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gross brah. gl coming back

trambopoline · #8 08-18-2007, 02:13 AM

These are very grosse. Change your avatar to something less gay and maybe the poker gods will start smiling upon you

tcorbin16 · #9 08-18-2007, 02:26 AM

dayum that [censored] is gross. this is like one of the few run bad posts where someone is actually gettin unlucky. POST A GRAPH!!!

Casper0 · #10 08-18-2007, 07:38 AM

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($902.60)
SB ($331.45)
BB ($555.15)
UTG ($69.30)
MP ($786)
CO ($855.90)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $69.3, 2 folds, Hero calls $69.30, SB calls $66.30, 1 fold.

Flop: ($213.90) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($213.90) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $78, Hero raises to $300, SB calls $184.15 (All-In).

River: ($738.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $776.05

Results in white below: 
SB has 4c 4h (four of a kind, fours).
UTG has 5h 2d (one pair, fours).
Hero has 7d 7h (full house, sevens full of fours).
Outcome: SB wins $738.20. Hero wins $37.85. 

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UTG made me lol ..."but but but I was just bluffin..you were all supposed to fold".

And my sympathies as the entire session smells like carrots and throw up.