BEAT: Thursday night trip report w/ pics. Absolutely nsfw pics.

[Teph]

I don't know anybody on 2p2 that lives in this shithole known as Cleveland, but it is the worst. The [censored] bars around here are even worse. In particular, there is a bar that an old group of friends just [censored] LOVE going to. They have awful beer, awful karaoke, and everything about it is just unacceptable. Regardless, I wind up dragging myself out every week to go to this place just to hang out.

Now usually I will just drift around wanting to stab myself and eventually I will play pool or something. Then I wind up getting absolutely shitfaced because it is the only way to actually the killer atmosphere. So being nice and intoxicated, it's about time to start looking for a lady friend. I mean we are at a bar, it's ladies night, they drink free tonight, so it can't be that hard right?

WRONG.

The only females in the entire establishment are complete whales. Not just a little extra baggage, like the entire [censored] samsonite collection. So I start to drink more and more, knowing that there is absolutely no hope for the night when this chick taps me on the shoulder. WTF. It is a decently attractive whore. NICE! We bs for a few minutes, and I am liking where it's going when I get completely munsoned. She starts talking about her friend who is newly single and needs to hang out etc. I automatically get a sinking feeling in my stomach, thinking that there is nothing good at all going to come of this. So I turn around to buy another drink when this house starts to walk up to me and barks "HERY HES GETTIN ME ONE TOO HEHHHH HHEHHHHH".

"Uh. No, I'm not"

"OH COME ON YOU OWE ME ONE"

"Dude, I don't owe you anything, and there's no way in [censored] I am buying you anything."

She storms away (obv in slow motion) lol see what i did there?

So I start playing pool with my one friend when in the middle of a shot I hear this behemoth start barking at me again.

"HERYYYY WHY WON'T YOU BUY ME A DRINK EHHHGH"

I pretend as if I can't hear her, when she pulls me away (Fattie was strong). She starts trying to have this heart to heart conversation with me, telling me all of this stuff I could really give two [censored] about. It gets to the point where I tell her to just [censored] off, I am not buying her anything, and I just want to wipe the picture of her horrendous face out of my memory. Apparently this offends her and she goes on a tirade about how hot she is. Needless to say, it was pretty much a stare and blink competition for everyone hearing this.

She then drops the bombshell.

"I WAS OFFERED TO BE IN BODACIOUS MAGAZINE"

Deciding that this was the funniest [censored] I have heard of. I laugh in her face for a decent amount of time until she just decides to gtfo. I decide I have had enough of this tragedy and go home.


Beat: Went home alone
Brag: Nothing to regret when rolling over out of bed this morning
Beat: Cleveland

Variance: hungover and didn't vomit after finding these. (Brag: pepto bismol)

Extreme beat: Bodacious Magazine.

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http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2111.jpg

this guy is wild.
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2115.jpg

tumor leg
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2118.jpg

layne flack's retarded brother loves double stomach
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2122.jpg

forest whitaker says sup
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2128.jpg

what it do kid sees a bunch of cameras and says sup
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2134.jpg

what it do kid sees what the hell he just got himself into
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2135.jpg

these guys know they are total ballers
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2145.jpg

this is a horrible horrible picture.
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2158.jpg

this is so much worse. aep3dvhsapuhdvluhavilusv
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2169.jpg

lol is this cts?
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2203.jpg

YEEEHAWWW. finally somebody finds the purpose for these things.
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2225.jpg

sup pimpin? nm, we get so much tail, ya i kno man we ball outrageous.
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2240.jpg

kk, it's time to go to bed.
http://www.bodaciousmagazine.com/ima...y/DSCF2222.jpg

[Kirbynator]

I can't decide between A and F...

I'll give it a

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[Pontuan21]

[x] afraid to click links of bodacious magazine.

[ahnuld]

hahaha pretty funny

[Teph]

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[x] afraid to click links of bodacious magazine.

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you know I was going to just post the pictures in the thread but for some peoples sake I decided not to.

Now I very well might have to make an edit.

[popeye18]

haha awesome

[GTBMuckface]

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[sethypooh21]

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[x] absolutely terrified for my sanity to click links of bodacious magazine.

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[kiddcheckers]

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[x] absolutely terrified for my sanity to click links of bodacious magazine.

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Agreed.

T/R on links plz?

[surfinillini]

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