The day I became a winning 50NL player with bonus Vegas TR

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

First, I will accept all congratulations on my dominance of stars NL50 now. Picture evidence:



Ideas on what to spend the 16$ on? Probably another ticket to vegas LDO

GAY TRIP REPORT:

I fly out to vegas on Airtran with 400$ in my pocket and a boner in my pants. On my connecting flight to ATL, I fall asleep on the 55+ year old woman next to me and the flight attendant wakes me up as the plane is landing telling me to turn off my ipod. No pics you sex fiends. Mouth open, breath stinks, visible drool on the womans business suit from hour nap = lady is my biggest fan. I'm really embarrassed and just stare at my phone the rest of the time on the plane because it is so awkward.

I meet up with my friends in ATL and fly to vegas with no air conditioning again, suck it Airtran. We get to our ballaville room in the Flamingo, like 60$ a night 4 ways B-A-L-L-A. The slots take me for 40 bucks immediately, Wheel of Fortune is rigged and triple diamond sucks too.

I buy in to NL 1/2$ with a bunch of fellow retards and do all the things a live donk does. Forget to tip the cocktail waitress, fold out of turn, string bet etc. AWESOME

One sweet hand I had AhQh and this nervous asian guy to my right limps in. I manage to bump that [censored] up to 20$ and isolate the guy and we see a flop of 842r or something. He c/c some terrible sized cbet of mine and donked into me on the blank turn. I raise LDO and I look down and see I left exactly 11$ behind like a true grinder. I start cracking up as I realize Im going to showdown with no pair no draw besides the mighty OVERCARD DRAW that my boys at NL50 love so much. Asian guy tanks and folds and says he folded TT hahahah nice fold grimstarr GOTCHA

I'm too tired to type the rest but let me assure you vegas pros not to eat Burger Palace inside the glorious IMPERIAL PALACE casino. Also I ate steak and eggs for 3.95$ at Ellis Island and it was delicious.

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[SkeetyMcdoogle]

Oh yea i forgot to tell you about some 400 BB pot vs a guy who told me he was trying to pay his kids way through college.

It folds around to me in the SB and him in the BB and I pee in my diaper a little because that has never happened live ever. He offers to chop just as I look down and see KcQc aka THE NUTS and I say literally "HO HO i gotta raise these up my man no chop for me." He calls because he is DUMB and we see that flop of AxAcQx. I lead out, he minraises, and I call because we are a million BB deep and I will catch a running straight or something.

Turn brings the 4c and I lead out and he calls. I say we shoulda chopped and open shove the 9c river for like 4x the pot BAAAAAAAAAALLLAAAAAA. Im concentrating on trying to get all my stacks in the middle to feel cool and he starts tanking and saying [censored] and [censored] and SON OF A BITCH real loud and then apologizing to the table. He calls, shows A8 and loses to my dominance NICE CALL hahahahaah

I say "sorry man" and he says "never be sorry for playing a hand of poker" so I start laughing and tip the dealer 25 bucks.

[Heavens_Myst]

original post had me laughin LDO

a+

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Oh yea i forgot to tell you about some 400 BB pot vs a guy who told me he was trying to pay his kids way through college.

It folds around to me in the SB and him in the BB and I pee in my diaper a little because that has never happened live ever. He offers to chop just as I look down and see KcQc aka THE NUTS and I say literally "HO HO i gotta raise these up my man no chop for me." He calls because he is DUMB and we see that flop of AxAcQx. I lead out, he minraises, and I call because we are a million BB deep and I will catch a running straight or something.

Turn brings the 4c and I lead out and he calls. I say we shoulda chopped and open shove the 9c river for like 4x the pot BAAAAAAAAAALLLAAAAAA. Im concentrating on trying to get all my stacks in the middle to feel cool and he starts tanking and saying [censored] and [censored] and SON OF A BITCH real loud and then apologizing to the table. He calls, shows A8 and loses to my dominance NICE CALL hahahahaah

I say "sorry man" and he says "never be sorry for playing a hand of poker" so I start laughing and tip the dealer 25 bucks.

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[demon102]

ur graph makes me sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

How many tables do u play? Id cut down 50% of that cuz way to many hands for $16

[CaptainBusto]

livin the dream

[meleader2]

after you won the hand you shoulda labelled each of his stacks with a postit note "com 101 book", "new backpack", "art set", etc.

then when betting say you raise a com 101 book.

[sokiraJ]

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after you won the hand you shoulda labelled each of his stacks with a postit note "com 101 book", "new backpack", "art set", etc.

then when betting say you raise a com 101 book.

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A+

And A+ to everything else in this thread too.

[kcornell]

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I'm too tired to type the rest but let me assure you vegas pros not to eat Burger Palace inside the glorious IMPERIAL PALACE casino.

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Recockulously true. This is the only place I have ever eaten where I seriously thought I might die afterwards. I almost went to my room, got my laptop, and wrote down all my poker account passwords so someone could get the cash out after the Burger Palace claimed my soul.