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Old 08-08-2007, 02:15 PM
Dids Dids is offline
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Default HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

1- Smoothcall preflop, it's deceptive.

2- Don't raise an Ace high flop, even trickier

3- Call the turn once the 3 flush gets there.

4- raise river once straight draw gets there as well.

5- be so retarded that Dids has to pay off out of spitetitlehate with KK that couldn't river 4 card flush.

I TRY TO LOSE SO MUCH MORE MONEY, BUT THESE WEAK TIGHT PASSIVES WILL NOT TAKE IT.
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:17 PM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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Default Re: HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

[x] dids makes another blog post.
[ ] rangs
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:48 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

I like #3
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:54 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

[x] Dids yells at fish
[x] Fish informs Dids that he's up 300% of his buyin (read "my stack is now 12.50) and thus rules.
[ ] meaningful stakes
[ ] intresting to non-Dids
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:03 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1302945

somehow just feels appropriate
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:33 PM
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[x] man crush on Dids
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Old 08-08-2007, 07:11 PM
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[x] Fish informs Dids that he's up 300% of his buyin (read "my stack is now 12.50) and thus rules.


[/ QUOTE ]

That one always makes me LOL.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

so he owned you?
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:55 PM
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Default Re: HOW TO PLAY ACES BY SOME FUKSDfjaslfkasjdfTARD

He won that hand, I owned him by having 2nd pair turn trips the next two consecutive.

Grey,

There's this thing called cashing out and spending on your money and then taking like 40 bucks and running it into 500 ok gosh.
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Old 08-08-2007, 05:50 PM
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Grey,

There's this thing called cashing out and spending on your money and then taking like 40 bucks and running it into 500 ok gosh.

[/ QUOTE ]What you buy? A six-pack of slim-fast?
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