Help me choose a career based on SEXY!!11

[Ook]

OOT -

I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1 I'll explain. Some jobs that the ladies have automatically bump their hotness rating up 0.5-1 in my mind(nurse, grade school teacher, bartender etc). What are my options that will bump my hotness rating in this way? Here are a few thoughts
[*]Firefighter for obvious reasons[*]Doctor, lawyer for the $$[*]Secret agent, ldo

I'm 22, average looking, reasonable physical fitness, athletic ability, somewhat above average intelligence (I'm no cardo if you get what I'm saying [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and I'm willing to work my ass off. So no actor, model, sports star, or rock star. Salary.com has a really [censored] list that was totally worthless, so I'm coming to OOT for help. Help me with the sexy!

PS - I did just get a bachelor's in history.

[Jasper109]

[RayPowers]

If you're willing to work your ass off, Doctor is the way to go. You make good money, get a lot of community respect, and get to bone the gold digging hotties.

If you want the lazier route, firefighter is indeed your best bet. Near no money, but the women get moist just being around you. There is that whole "higher potential of dying in a grease fire than if you were a BBV4L poster in OOT" issue tho....

Ray

[4_2_it]

OP,

I can't see any of those careers working out for you. I recommend you set your sight son something attainable like strip club DJ.

[Ook]

I don't think strip club DJ will actually help me with non-strippers, but I like where your head's at 42it. After a 2nd special brownie I've come up with some more brilliant [censored] ideas. I think the keys here are danger and money.
[*]Cowboy - not really for me as I hate tobacco and country music, plus I don't really have attractive cousins.[*]Soldier could be kinda interesting, although death would be kinda -ev.

[RayPowers]

Have you tired rich socialite?

Ray

[psuasskicker]

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[ QUOTE ][*]Soldier could be kinda interesting, although death would be kinda -ev.

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military pilot

[2005]

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OOT -

I'm trying to decide on a profession. I can't find anything that I really love to do, but I do love the sexytime. So I'm going to choose my career for the next 10 years based on the sexy!!!1 I'll explain. Some jobs that the ladies have automatically bump their hotness rating up 0.5-1 in my mind(nurse, grade school teacher, bartender etc). What are my options that will bump my hotness rating in this way? Here are a few thoughts
[*]Firefighter for obvious reasons[*]Doctor, lawyer for the $$[*]Secret agent, ldo

I'm 22, average looking, reasonable physical fitness, athletic ability, somewhat above average intelligence (I'm no cardo if you get what I'm saying [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) and I'm willing to work my ass off. So no actor, model, sports star, or rock star. Salary.com has a really [censored] list that was totally worthless, so I'm coming to OOT for help. Help me with the sexy!

PS - I did just get a bachelor's in history.

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My father is a firefighter, has been for 30 years. All through high school I had to hear all the girls talk about how they wanted to **** him, he was in his late 40s.

[Ron Burgundy]

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Secret agent, ldo

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If you go up to random women and tell them you're a secret agent, you won't be a secret agent for very long.