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OK SO.
I have J8 in the BB and it's checked through the river and I'm putting my power cord back in my laptop and do it wrong because If you know me you know that putting stuff in holes is not my forte. So there's some popup and I don't get to FTP in time and even though I'm going to check to induce a bluff I time out (speed table ftw/l) and the software does it for me and I win yay. Then I get sat out, which is gayballs. THEN WHAT IS EVER MORE GAYBALLS IS THAT IT POSTS A DEAD SB FOR ME. I would rather wait, gosh, I hate you ftp speed table. Oh wait I have KK. I AM A TRIXY [censored] HOBBIT. Dealt to Dids = KK (suits do not matter, because you'll see) turtle420 calls $0.50 Honeybear409 folds Dids raises to $1 Dids : wait... whut austind2684 calls $0.75 ritoni0514 calls $0.50 turtle420 calls $0.50 Dids : give me back my quarter FLOP: K6K (QUARDS MOTHERFLOGGERS, QUARDS, top quards on board at that) turtle420 (I WONDER WHAT HIS FAV SHOW IS) bets, everybody calls but the guy named after a noodle. THE TURN: 8 of hearts, two hearts on board! Checked to me, I bet, turtle calls. HERE IS WHERE I GET EVEN TRICKIER River is 7h Dids : stupid speed table (SEE, HERE IS WHERE I PRETEND LIKE I DON'T HAVE A HAND AND JUST WANT MY QUARTER BACK, THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT!!!!) turtle420 bets $1 Dids raises to $2 turtle420 calls $1 And he's got 6h3h and is like "OMG I NEVER SAW THAT COMING, THAT DIDS IS A TRICKY [censored]!" OK he really just said "wow", but the rest was implied. Jesus Christ I rule. |
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smells like fat in here
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K. No one will make fun of this post though because you are a mod.
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that's limit?
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K. No one will make fun of this post though because you will rang them to death (but fight the urge to eat them) [/ QUOTE ] |
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lol i thought it was funny
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this is 10/10 for a dids post
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austind2684 calls $0.75 ritoni0514 calls $0.50 turtle420 calls $0.50 Dids : give me back my quarter [/ QUOTE ] lololol |
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i give this thread 1/10
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turtle420 (I WONDER WHAT HIS FAV SHOW IS) [/ QUOTE ]?? Ninja turtles? And Dahmer why do you still post when everyone has you on ignore? |
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