This is why I hate home games.

[d0nkaments]

d0nkaments: 44
Village Idiot ("VI"): Q10o


Hero has 4/5 the remaining chips, VI has 1/5. Playing cash game for the whole pot.

4's hold up for Hero, VI proceeds to say:

"GOD I CAN NEVER WIN I HAD YOU DOMINATED BEFORE THE BOARD. I EVEN HAVE A PROGRAM THAT SHOWS THE ODDS AND YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING ARE SLIM TO NONE."

Hero: "Well, you have to catch cards to win, I just need to hold up."

VI: "YEA BUT WITH SUCH A STRONG HAND LIKE THIS IF ANY OF THE ROYALS COME OUT I AM LIKELY TO WIN 4 out of 13 ROYALS TIMES 5 CARDS TO COME."

VI storms out of the room and leaves.

[JediMyndTrik]

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This is why I love home games.

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FYT

[d0nkaments]

I don't even feel like a winner playing in these games.

[Double Ice]

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I don't even feel like a winner playing in these games.

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That's because you aren't.

[d0nkaments]

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I don't even feel like a winner playing in these games.

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That's because you aren't.

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~90% winning sessions sounds pretty winning to me.

[imabigdeal]

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I don't even feel like a winner playing in these games.

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That's because you aren't.

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~90% winning sessions sounds pretty winning to me.

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i think he meant more along the lines of you aren't a winner in life, but i could be wrong

[Dangeresque]

Hero shows [4c 4s] for a pair of fours,
VilligeEeediot shows [Qs Tc] for Royal sampler.

Hero wins $x. Rake: $0.

[d0nkaments]

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Hero shows [4c 4s] for a pair of fours,
VilligeEeediot shows [Qs Tc] for Royal sampler.

Hero wins $x. Rake: $0.

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hahaha i LOLed

[apefish]

[x] nearly showed him my program

[imabigdeal]

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AND YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING ARE SLIM TO NONE."



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i lol'd hard